Washington - After a hard day of campaigning Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin likes to curl up at home, take a hot bath and play with her pussy.
"Its so soft and cuddly, I like to pet it, its sooooooo nice!"
"I like to stroke it under its whiskers, it likes that, yes, yes Johnny, Oh! Johnny! Oh! That's the spot isn't it, Oh! I love you sweetie," Palin gushed.
Sarah's pussy is a two year old Tabbie named Johnny. She says that that Johnny is part of the Palin family, "He has beautiful green eyes, I miss him so when I am out of town."
When senator McCain comes over Johnny likes to use the presidential candidate as a scratching post.
After five years in the Hanoi Hilton McCain doesn't even flinch.
