Miley Ray Cyris, formerly known as Destiny Hope Cyrus, who remained unborn until 1992, has given her first (albeit short) interview after the shocking leak of a draft of her apparently upcoming memoirs.
News broke last Thursday about the contents of the hard-hitting draft, and has continued to be released, slowly like movie trailers, ever since. In an attempt to quell the seemingly orchestrated publicity stunt Cyrus gave an interview to FHQ magazine.
In the interview, Cyrus vehemently defended her decision to change her name to closely resemble that of her fathers, despite the fact that the issue of her re-brand (er-naming) was never brought up. This statement by the moniker-defyingly young starlet greatly contradicts a scary scene in the upcoming thriller of a memoir, where she seemed to allege a confrontation with father over the issue.
Ray Cyrus (Billy) was alleged to have demanded that she change her name so that it would be nearly impossible to forget that he was her father. Daughter Miley is alleged to have responded "well Billy Ray Cyrus, if you want America to remember you through me, why don't I just change my name to Miley Achy Breaky Hart, that's all anyone knows you for anyways".
What happened after this confrontation was not elaborated on, nor leaked, though it seems reasonable to assume it would have included a violent head bob, and the words "oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap".
In the interview, Miley also discussed the initial decision to write a tell-all about the first 14 years of her life. "It like, totally goes into detail about all of my most importantest moments, like ever" defended Cyrus.
Memoir expert John Simmens says that though her youth is unprecedented, history isn't all bad for the myth that Disney built. "Well, in some senses she hasn't done anything close to worth reflecting over, but at the same time far less important and interesting people have previously". When asked during his interview how he earned the distinction of memoir expert, Simmens quickly replied "I don't like to talk about myself".
Executives are said to be very worried about the apparent independence of the upcoming probable best seller. Speaking on guarantee of anonymity, one mid level Vice President, of something of other, said "well, we made her so successful, and then she went and took those stupid photos, on her own, and got the bad press. We're really worried about the book, because although the studio has the rights to the promotion, she did it so quickly and secretly that our editors couldn't get their hands on it."
The studio remains confident that they will reap a huge windfall from the book, as the impending blow-up of her career should pump production numbers, but fears that this short term gain may end up less then what her sustained career, through their manipulation, could have earned them.
Finally, when asked if a ghost writer was employed for the production of the book, Miley responded "No, I haven't believed in ghosts in like 2 years, nice try though".
