New Orleans UFO caused Katrina, Gustav says Pentagon hacker McKinnon

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 1 September 2008

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Rogue craft woke from stasis after Apollo 11 astronauts tampered with the lunar eco-balance

New Orleans - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon says he has conclusive evidence that the Pentagon covered up rogue UFO activity which caused Hurricanes Katrina and Gustav.

In a lawyers' statement issued today McKinnon said four out-of-control UFOs followed the Apollo moon landing mission astronauts back to earth in July 1969.

"Seems someone upset the delicate lunar eco-balance with their heavy-booted rompings on the moon's surface," the statement claims.

"Armstrong & co may well have triggered some dormant craft to reactivate after nigh on 2,000 years of being in stasis."

One UFO then crashed in the waters off Louisiana and resulted in frantic successive rescue attempts by the mothership and escorts to rehome it.

These craft have since meddled with atmospheric conditions, causing global warming.

McKinnon, 39, is facing extradition to the USA this week where he faces life imprisonment for his beliefs.

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