Written by Pointer

Friday, 12 September 2008

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Palin Doll shows her bum to the democratic world

Children all over the world have become enthralled with the Ice Princess Sarah Palin talking doll. Last month the hot item in figurines was Obama, My Little Messiah.

In the fickle world of play things, the little doll called Sarah has captured market share. Children and childlike adults like george W Bush who surprisingly are eligible to vote find the Palin mannequin quite engaging.

It spouts Republicant party line with just a pull of the string and has really neat accessories. Kids and devotees of Dark Lord Rove love the WolfKiller Toy Helicopter which accommodates the Ice Princess Figurine equipped with high powered rifle to wipe out the Alaskan wolf population.

Other add ons include the Book Burning Barbeque and the Bridge and Pipeline to Nowhere, Alaska Play Set.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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