Polish cops keep mum as incest nutter hires Joseph Fritzl lawyers

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Tuesday, 9 September 2008

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Grodzisk, Poland - (Sordid Ass Mess): Police in Grodzisk are keeping mum after a Polish copycat incest nutter who emulated Joseph Fritzl by imprisoning his 21 year-old daughter for six years and fathering her two children hired the Austrian pervert's lawyers.

Reporting restrictions remain risible following allegations that the young woman's mother 'may have told her to make up the whole story' after seeing coverage of the sordid Fritzl business on TV.

The victim allegedly escaped from a makeshift domestic dungeon last week and alerted authorities after discovering a tunnel under the cellar where she had been held captive.

Her father was eventually caught on his way to Italy after a tip off.

Earlier Austrian prosecuting magistrates confirmed Fritzl himself had sought refuge in the Vatican.

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