Written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 4 September 2008

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Mr Redlich with the doll

John McCain's Republican running mate Sarah Palin has told friends back in Alaska that she has the perfect foil against spoof writer Warren Redlich and his stories about her - nude photos of him!

Mrs Palin said she had had Mr Redlich 'staked-out' by a Private Investigator at his Albany, NY office this week, and that she was now in possession of some quite "enlightening images" of the lawyer.

She described Mr Redlich as "a tall, thin streak of piss, but well-attributed", and certainly worth letting her daughter loose on him.

The pictures allegedly show Mr Redlich 'interacting' with a lifesize doll.

Mrs Palin has instructed her own lawyers that, should Mr Redlich continue posting stories about her on TheSpoof.com, they are to give as much worldwide coverage as is possible, to the revealing pictures, and others of him, naked, masturbating over a gay men's magazine in his back office.

Last night, Mr Redlich was unavailable for comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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