McCartney lets slip about Mucca

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

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Norwegian wood - (Borneo mahogany more like)

Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!

It would be easy to construe an innuendo from this , however the explanation is relatively simple.

When the couple were together on their Eco friendly herbie- vegan allotment (of 200 acres) gathering holistic veggie humus stuff - Sir Paul would often disappear for days under the pretence of getting wood for their ecowood burning stove. However it can now be revealed that sir Paul was in fact fashioning a variety of prosthetic limbs that were supposed to enhance the physical aspect of their relationship. Apparently the last straw came when sir Paul presented heather with a leg with wings on it!

Heather was heard to remark: "I thought we'd worked it out". However rather than reject the object completely , Ms Mills 'the richer' is in talks with Red Bull.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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