NYPD Baffled by Decapitation

Funny story written by NewYorkversusLondon

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

The NYPD have launched a murder enquiry after a man was found dead on Harlem streets earlier today.

Cops found what they believed to be a dead body on 112th Street at 3am. The body was missing a head.

According to Precint 77 Desk Sergent Marlon Woods, beat cops found a random head outside a Dunkin Donut shop "just three blocks away" on 126th Street during the early hours of Monday.

"It was a terrible experience for all involved, the officers who found the body, and probably the person who experienced this first hand" said Sergent. Woods

Cops believe there is a possible link between the findings but have refused to identify the victim until an autopsy can ascertain a cause of death.

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