Harry Potter Producers Announce Harry Or Ron Must Die. Fans Choose Who.

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Wednesday, 9 April 2008


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Harry or Ron? who will die?

In a shock, announcement, producers of the Harry Potter films have said that they plan to add a deadly twist to the latest film The Half Blood Prince in an attempt to make more money.

"Yes, we have changed a few small details," said director David Yates as he lit his weekly money bonfire. "The ending where just Dumbledore dies was a bit lame so I decided that it could do with spicing up. Killing off one of the main characters would do this."

Hermione was out of the question as Yates likes to stare at Emma Watson's new found breasts...I mean because Hermione is the brains behind the trio. So that left Harry or Ron. They couldn't decide so they thought what the hell let the fans do it.

We tracked down Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint AKA Harry and Ron to see what they thought about it. "This is disgraceful," yelled Radders. "We are people not puppets the writers can't just pull our strings. They can't play me and Rupert off against each other, it is not morally right. I hope I do get killed off I can't work for people who use me like that."

Rupert, however took a different attitude "Please, please don't kill me off. Kill Daniel off instead, I need the money more."

An online poll will be set up very soon so that you can vote who you want to see die. Harry or Ron? Ron or Harry? It is up to you. Loyal fans who want to vote more than once(or several hundred times like us) are reminded that you are voting to kill off the character not to save them, we wouldn't want anything terrible to occur.

We ourselves have not decided who we are going to vote for. Daniel is nicer to look at, but Rupert is a better person. hmmmm it is a toughie.

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