Charlton Heston: Obituary

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

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Charlton Heston. a single precision laser guided rifle salute

The world has seen the passing of the great Charlton Heston.

He was known for his roles as the great chariot racer and the fearless cowboy..but most of all for his cameo appearance in Wayne's World 2. My God that man rescued a dying script with his depth of character, God bless him.

But Charlton was not just an actor, he was a defender of the constitution. He would defend that ancient set of rules (made a very long time ago) as if the stability of the world depended upon it.

Of course every American had the right to bear arms (as long as he was a white republican) and of course Charlton was resolute in his statement that his weapon (long since disarmed I imagine?) would have to be torn from his cold dead hand- this seemed an adequate request in the circumstances.

In the name of freedom and world peace Thank God you are with him!

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