Vice President Cheney Exits 'Der White House Bunker' to Advise Bush
In a rare gesture of believing he is actually Vice President of the U.S and is being paid $220,000 per year to function as such, VP Dick Cheney, recently exited 'Der Bunker' in the White House.
Read full storyMark Lowton is a Prick
Much loved theSpoof.com owner, Mark Lowton has said that he considers himself a "prick" and a "bollox".
Read full storyWarren Jeffs fathered over two thousand say cops
Eldorado, Texarse - (Lurid Ass Mess): Fundamentalist nutter Warren Jeffs may have fathered at least two thousand children in his polygamist mind-control Yearn for Zion brothel, Eldorado police authorities said today.
Read full storyHarry Potter Producers Announce Harry Or Ron Must Die. Fans Choose Who.
In a shock, announcement, producers of the Harry Potter films have said that they plan to add a deadly twist to the latest film The Half Blood Prince in an attempt to make more money.
Read full storyTo Go Or Not To Go? Not To Go Says PM
Dithering Prime Minister Gordon "Which Way The Wind Blows" Brown has decided that he will definitely not, cross-his-heart-and-hope-to-die attend the Beijing It's A Knockout opening ceremony in August.
Read full storyGeorge Bush weeps like a baby as he pins Medal of Honor on himself
WASHINGTON - Commander in Chief and War President, George 'Dubya" Bush sobbed like a baby as he pinned the Medal of Honor on himself.
Read full storyMcCain confuses Sunnis, Shi'ites and Shriners
Presidential hopeful John McCain seemed once again confused about who the enemy is in Iraq. At a speech before the National Association of Really Old People (NAROP) in Cleveland, McCain made the claim that the surge had put the Shriners on the run.
Read full storyAir Not as Important as You Think
A new study done by some research team shows that air may not be as important for your health as you may think. This study challenges such claims as "You should breathe 3,000 gallons of air every day" and "Pure air is better".
Read full storyRevealed: Shannon Matthews Mum went to a faith healer before being arrested
It has been revealed that Karen Matthews, the 32 year-old mother of schoolgirl Shannon went to Dewsbury Pentecostal Church last week. It was thought that she went to give thanks to God for her daughter being found safe and we...
Read full storyClint Eastwood To Appear In Prison Break
Hollywood legend Clint Eastwood is set to make a TV appearance in popular show Prison Break.
Read full storyDaniel Radcliffe To Appear In Educational Sex Vid
You know the stuff, those cheesy and often dodgy videos schools make the kids watch in a desperate attempt to try to cut teenage pregnancies and the spread of STIs? Well up to now if teens wanted some, they have just gone along and had unprotected se...
Read full storyPregnant Man is the New Emperor in politically correct republished version of the children's classic
New York, New York - In keeping with current events and taken from today's headlines, a publisher of children's classics is determined to bring topical issues to its young captive readership, libraries and classrooms across the nation. In so...
Read full storyArchaeologists say Stonehenge was once fabled Atlantis castle
Salisbury Plain - (Neolithic Mess): Archaeologists excavating Stonehenge say they have found empiric proof that the ancient erection was the castle fort of the fabled Isis-worshipping city of Atlantis.
Read full storyTiger Toppled at Champions Run
Omaha, NE (Omaha World-Herald) - Due to more American Airlines flights being grounded for inspections, Tiger Woods got stuck in Omaha Nebraska this past weekend while en route to the Masters Tournament in Augusta Georgia. Not being one to waste time...
Read full storyEmpire State Building Suicide Attempt by Midget
A 63 year old midget annoyed tourists and security at New York's Empire State Building today with repeated suicide attempts and general scampering.
Read full storyUS to identify airline passengers by their Body Odour
TheSpoof.com has learned that the US Transportation Security Association (TSA), also known as the Tourette Syndrome Association, are to introduce Body Odour recognition for airline passengers, in add...
Read full storyBush declares war on cows
The president of America has announced that he is planning a full scale attack on cows. All cows will either be taken prisoner or slaughtered.
Read full storyIt's penis payback time, for Kolo Toure!
The champions league quarter final clash between Liverpool and arsenal at Anfield last night proved to be eventful, entertaining, and also controversial.
Read full storyPrincess Diana Pantomime To Go On Tour
The Princess Diana Murder Inquest ended this week, but a theatre company has announced that it has plans to take a musical review of the inquest on tour around the country in time for the Summer Holiday season.
Read full storyTom Cruise rumor frenzy as Hollywood snaps up Max Mosley Nazi S&M orgy video
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Tom Cruise is tipped to direct and star in a new Hitler-themed blockbuster after a Hollywood studio acquired the rights to The News Of The Screws' video footage of Max Mosley's Nazi S&M orgy.
Read full storyShannon Matthews: Kidnappers Housing Benefit Claim Shock
Rumours are rife that the alleged kidnapper of 9yr old Shannon Matthews had made a claim for housing benefit in respect of the divan bed that the youngster was living in.
Read full storyZEC Explains delay in publishing Zim Election results
After a long wait, the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission, ZEC, has broken the silence and explained the challenges it was facing in announcing the results of the March 29th synchronized elections.
Read full storyGovernment proposes to lobotomise registered sex offenders
Following a recent initiative to register sex offenders email addresses with the police and ISPs, the lobotomy plans were announced after it was revealed how easy it is to obtain a new email address.
Read full storyBadger Cull Would Be A Mistake, Say Badger Lovers
A widespread cull of badgers to attempt to combat the spread of bovine Tuberculosis in Wales would be a mistake, say animal lovers, and could lead to the end of civilsation as we know it.
Read full storyMadonna To Fly To Zimbabwe To Sort Things Out
Madonna, the aging Queen of Pop, has announced that she will be flying to Zimbabwe next week in an effort to resolve the ongoing difficulties with the elections in the African country.
Read full storyBeijing To Deploy Terracotta Army To Protect Olympic Torch In Tibet
China is to take unprecedented military action in an attempt to protect the Olympic Torch Flame (OTF) in Tibet, by mobilising its Terracotta Army for the first time in more than 2000 years.
Read full storyMatthews Family Deemed "Too Stupid" To Stand Trial
A judge has today deemed that the Matthews family, arrested on various charges relating to the disappearance of Shannon Matthews, are "too stupid" to stand trial.
Read full storyBaghdad Under Anniversary Curfew!
The bitter reality emerged long ago in the Bush-Cheney US invasion of Iraq and the ambivalent reaction of the Mesopotamian bride to this five year uninvited marriage. Tons of gallons of blood has been shed and still spouse America must lock up his B...
Read full storyHillary Anounces: "I Am America's Hard Candy!"
In an obvious reference to Madonna's newest, latest assault on the Pop Charts, Senator Clinton of NY by way of Washington, DC, Arkansas and Illinois has tried to declare herself the IT girl of the 2008 Presidential election.
Read full storyNYPD Baffled by Decapitation
The NYPD have launched a murder enquiry after a man was found dead on Harlem streets earlier today.
Read full storyDoherty Aims For President
Former Libertines star Pete Doherty has confided in his fellow inmates during his latest prison stint that he hopes for an early release in time for him to be able to join the race to become the next President of The United States of America.
Read full storyMadonna's Four Minutes Music video Reviewed By Her Children and Husband!
Madonna's newest, latest music video is topping the charts and, as usual, evoking controversy and compliments world wide.
Read full storyState of New Jersey to Layoff Prisoners
State House, Trenton - New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine announced today that he will enact extreme measures to cut the state budget and prevent an economic upheaval. Among the most extreme of the measures will be the shutting down of...
Read full storyPope Applauds Petraeus Non-Pull Out Policy As A Victory for Catholicism
In an unusual political statement, the Pope today praised General Petraeus' non-withdrawal policy in Iraq as a victory for the Vatican and a blow to birth control users worldwide.
Read full storyMcCartney lets slip about Mucca
Sir Paul McCartney let slip in a Barbados bar, that whenever he saw heather Mills he got wood!...
Read full storyPolls: Race Helps Clinton With Racists
White racists who said race was important in picking their candidate have been about twice as likely to back Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton than Sen. Barack Obama.
Read full storyParents Struggle in Reading Crisis
After a recent survey indicated that 87 percent of American kids don't like to read, parents and teachers have been struggling to find good reading material for them. "They just don't care about reading. They'd rather play their vide...
Read full storyCharlton Heston: Obituary
The world has seen the passing of the great Charlton Heston.
Read full storyBritney sues vagina for divorce
Britney spears has issued a press release to say that she no longer wishes to be associated with her vagina.
Read full storyJeremy Kyle to prosecute the Shannon Matthews Case
Jeremy Kyle, the inquisitor extraordinaire of daytime TV has been offered a lucrative deal by the Crown Prosecution Service, to be the prosecutor in the multiple cases of Shannon Matthews Mother, her 'Boyfriend', Craig,the supposed Gary Glitt...
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