"Resign Max Mosley!" So Says Schnappi Das Kleine Krokodil
Always one to sink his teeth into unsavoury matters, German celebrity, Schnappi 'das kleine Krokodil' or if you prefer, Schnappi, the little crocodile, has added his voice to the chorus of those calling for the resignation of Max Mosley, head...
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President George Bush announced today that he and Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, when they leave their office for retirement, will join hands in Civil Union.
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Wanda Hildgarten, a dyslexic east side fortune teller was arrested last week by New York City police after customers complained of being told stories of their past, instead of predicting their future.
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In many towns and cities worldwide it is traditional to have a free for all fight of some kind. Perhaps it's to release pent up anger.
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Washington, DC - At a photo-op today, Presidential candidate John Sidney McCain denounced being called a "wart monger" by talk show host Ed Schultz.
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Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.
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Microsoft changed the nature of discussions for a buy-out of Yahoo in an April 5, 2008, letter that threatened to attempt a hostile takeover at a lower price by the Redmond, Washington, corporate giant.
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After hearing about the hardship Victorian children went through as chimney sweeps, Daniel Radcliffe decided that he would climb up his chimney to get an incite into what real suffering was.
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The HSBC banking group has admitted losing a computer disc with the details of 370,000 customers. FSA officials: "Have you checked between the sofa cushions and behind the fridge?"...
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Daniel Radcliffe (18) is outraged this evening after his mother threw out his believed teddy bear Bo-bo.
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Dear Kent Pete. Please help me. I'm 22 years of age, live in Canterbury and have been married for just over two years. I have a one yea...
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Washington, D.C. - At a news conference today, President Bush reiterated his determination to continue the surge despite escalating violence in Iraq.
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BUTTE-MONTANA: Standing before his cheering, adoring fans, soon-to-be POTUS - Barack (I'm so full of hot air) Obama, launched into a frenzied defense of his patriotic
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A company specializing in 'natural brassiere manufacturing' has gone out of business after protests by a vigilante animal rights group.
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Los Angeles, California - An ad for Absolut Vodka meant to run only in Mexico, showing much of the American southwest and Pacific Coast owned by Mexico, has managed to get into U.S. newspapers, offending Americans concerned about the illegal immigrat...
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The Olympic Torch has been snuffed out during its visit to Paris on the French leg of its European Tour, sources inside France have said.
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TheSpoof.com - Multimillionairess Paris Hilton is rumoured to be a nominee for a Nobel Prize in Medicine after she assisted researchers in proving that it is infact possible for a modern day human to have an IQ lower than 13.
Read full storyHollywood madam Heidi Fleiss sends Mosley message of support
Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): "You Brits, this is so tacky! If it had been me in charge of the orgy I'd never have allowed valued client like Obergruppenführer Mosley to become so horribly compromised,&quo...
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Cindy May Harmell of Ann Arbor, MI recently came in seventh in a field of ten for her state's "Miss Popularity" contest, prompting her to dismiss the pageant as "one massive popularity contest" in a recent interview on a local...
Read full storyTop Brit Brothelkeeper Cynthia Payne Lashes Out At Max Mosely Tabloid Hypocrisy
London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Legendary Streatham madam Cynthia Payne has lashed out at UK tabloid hypocrisy about the Max Mosley Nazi orgy caper.
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Paris, Texas (Dallas Morning News) - The Olympic Torch has been put out once again. Following the lead in Paris France protestors in Paris Texas have extinguished their own Olympic Torch. An angry mob of protestors built their own Olympic Torch, took...
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Rothley, Liecs - (Ass Mess): Kate and Gerry McCann are flying to Brussels on Wednesday to lobby the UK EU Commissioner Peter Mandelson after somehow leaving him out of their celeb A-List last summer.
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Delicious pop diva Mariah Carey came unstuck last week as she arrived two hours late for her London album launch. The pop princess allegedly dismissed her late arrival as 'one of those things,' but it has emerged that Miss Carey was stuck in...
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It looks like the Harry potter movies have finally taken their toll on the award winning actor. Before filming the series, Daniel Radcliffe was an ordinary young man, and a hopeless actor. After filming the fifth movie, he has gone absolutely menta...
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As sports journalists throughout Britain try to make sense of the nations top footballer's inability to perform at international level, England and Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has given his honest opinion as to why a group of players, who pl...
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ThSpoof.com - With the 'convenience paper' factories closed, and turd workers on strike, the world has been left caught with their pants down, and their bottoms dirty.
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It's a rare production company that chooses to atone for past failings by making another TV series. RDF Media, however, has decided to make up for 'The Secret Millionaire' with 'The Secret Chav', a disconcertingly similar show tha...
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Karen Matthews, the mother of little Shannon Matthews, the girl who went missing for three weeks, has herself been arrested by West Yorkshire Police in Dewsbury, and charged with being a 'slapper'
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Cardiff City, the one and only Welsh club to ever have played in the English League - apart from Swansea City, Wrexham and Newport County - may be thrown out of football if they persist with 'making an issue' out of playing in Europe next season, sou...
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TheSpoof.com - TheSpoof.com writer Jesus Budda has come back from his visit with stories that hell has frozen over. A tearful JB told TheSpoof.com that he was turned back at the gates of hell and told that he would not be allowed to enter.
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The US Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced today that the words "piss" and "tits" will no longer be banned from the airwaves and radio and television stations may use them freely and without hindrance.
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Life? I did not ask for it. It was done without my prior consent. Now, am I responsible to clean up someone else's mess? Certainly not. But I am going to play him in his own coin.
Read full storyLansing Michigan Woman Steals Snake in Her Hot Pants
A Lansing Michigan pet store owner reported to police that a woman absconded with a 20 inch baby boa constrictor, priced at $180, by slipping the reptile into her hot pants.
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A Peking duck in Central Islip, Long Island, NY has been granted an order of protection from a Suffolk County judge.
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The US Justice Department in an unusual move has begun suing TV networks for obscene and indecent programming.
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One of the most respected institutions of higher learning has adopted Bush science.
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Republican Presidential hopeful, Johnny McBush reversed his lifelong opposition to honoring Dr King when Turncoat Lieberman whispered in his ear that the King being revered was Martin, not Rodney King.
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Everyone knew that the royal mess Bush has made of the United States over his years in office would not go away any time soon. Whoever is elected this fall to replace worst president ever GWB will be fixing this fiasco for years to come. Unless Johnn...
Read full storyDewey, Cheatham and Howe File Suit Between Best Friends
Infamous law firm, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe have filed a controversial lawsuit between near life long friends. JRNombligo, World Muff diving Champion and his old buddy, X. Sal Pointer, King of the Electric cock ring had a tragic falling out this weekend over a dark driveway, a misplaced volcanic boulder and six really good bottles of Barolo.
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(Seattle, WA) An eighth grade school science fair project involving the assembly of a homemade quartz crystal radio evolved into much more when student Bart Starr Sampson stumbled upon the research of inventor Nikola Tesla after wondering how the Tes...
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