Written by Henman

Monday, 7 April 2008

image for World brought to a stand still as turd-paper mills go on strike
As tissue becomes scarce, more people are stating to feel like shit

ThSpoof.com - With the 'convenience paper' factories closed, and turd workers on strike, the world has been left caught with their pants down, and their bottoms dirty.

P.S.P.W (Professional Shit Packers of the World) decided to deny the world of the fairly absorbent and textured rolls of paper we all know and love after workers were denied the right to use as much of the paper as the wished when doing their business.

This is preposterous. Shit business is serious business! They say we can only use two squares of the paper when turding, how is that possible! They have to start taking our shit more seriously, before the mills will be started again ranted Mr Shittu Yong to TheSpoof.com.

The workers decided to go on strike.

To prove their point, the workers of the P.S.P.W stopped the mills, looted the fresh rolls of tissue paper, and went to their homes to 'post some letters', thus leaving people to wipe their hides with everything from newspapers to handkerchiefs.

Until further notice, we all will have to crap this shitty time away.

Henman

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Poo, Toilet Paper




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