Johns Hopkins Adopts Bush Science

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 7 April 2008

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Johns Hopkins Adopts Bush Science

One of the most respected institutions of higher learning has adopted Bush science.

Bush science is the new school of scientific thought in which scientific truth is determined by prejudice instead of the old objectivity of the outmoded scientific method.

At Johns Hopkins, where federal grant money grows like pot in Jamaica, it began with the removal of the term abortion from their world respected scientific database, Popline.

"Searches for 'abortion' started to come up with responses like:' You sinful bitch!'", reproductive health researchers at USF told the thespoof.cum sexsual reporters. But apparently Bush science has spread from the reproductive legs of the database to other fields of science.

Heliocentric, gravity and evolution have all gotten weird responses fro the usually reliable Popline. Heliocentric now brings a tirade about humiliating the earth recited in the voice of Charlton Heston.

A search for gravity returned a quip about lightening up and evolution now causes your computer to freeze up with a looping message about global warming.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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