Daniel Radcliffe jumps off building on a broom after being unable to perform magic on his privates

Funny story written by Hippy fish

Monday, 7 April 2008

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"Penisius Erectum!"

It looks like the Harry potter movies have finally taken their toll on the award winning actor. Before filming the series, Daniel Radcliffe was an ordinary young man, and a hopeless actor. After filming the fifth movie, he has gone absolutely mental, according to experts, and still has no talent for acting.

So it came as no surprise when Michelle Forlan, a neighbour, witnessed Daniel Radcliffe jumping off her house.

"I was coming back from tesco's, when i saw Daniel on a broom attempting to fly. Of course, he just fell off my house and sprained his ankle. I was going to call an ambulance, but I decided that pointing and laughing at him would be a lot more fun."

So Daniel's mind has obviously been affected by the Harry Potter series. And so have his privates.

After hearing unusual noises coming from inside the young wizards bed room, Daniel's aunt burst into the room, only to find Daniel casting spells like "Penisius Erectum", and "genetalia arousus," on his crown jewels.

When asked what he was doing, Daniel replied "I was just trying to make my wand a bit straighter. My trousers are my chamber of secrets, and it's none of your business!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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