US Sues For Indecent TV Fines

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 7 April 2008

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Ted Kennedy's jowls (now considered obscene) kept him afloat at Chappaquidick

The US Justice Department in an unusual move has begun suing TV networks for obscene and indecent programming.

Fox news with its blatant whitewashing of all things Republican are the first recipients of the lawsuits.

Nearly every news network was served for treating the Bush Shock and Awe genocide like a 4th of July fireworks display. Lawsuits will be coming for failure to report on the number of US soldiers dead in Iraq and Afghanistan.

The NY Times reported this week in support of the Justice Department that less than 30% of Americans knew that the death toll in Iraq for US soldiers had reached 4,000.

The obscene amount of money being earned by US legislators for their investments in the military-industrial complex because of the endless war they refuse to end looks like the next justice department target.

Other indecencies may include the Bush EPA's rape and pillage of the environment, wholesale torture, neo-con persecution of poor immigrants and Ted Kennedy's jowls.

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