When Radders Got Stuck Down The Chimney

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Monday, 7 April 2008

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After hearing about the hardship Victorian children went through as chimney sweeps, Daniel Radcliffe decided that he would climb up his chimney to get an incite into what real suffering was.

It took 47 men 6 hours to get Daniel 'scarhead' Radcliffe out.

"Sorry that I put everyone out." Said Radcliffe "I have obviously put on a few pounds recently because I got stuck."

"It seems that Daniel is on the ridge of a mental break down." Said his father Alan "First of all he resigns from the Harry Potter, then he gets himself sued by an old couple and now he gets stuck down a chimney, this not normal behaviour."

What is next for Daniel Radcliffe? Taking up ballroom dancing? Becoming a monk? Whatever he will turn his hand to next, we don't care because he is not fancyable anymore and we have turned our wandering eye to Rupert Grint.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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