Daniel Radcliffe Wants His Teddy Bear Back

Written by Sophie Jayne

Monday, 7 April 2008

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His teddy Bo-bo kicked out of the Radcliffe residence.

Daniel Radcliffe (18) is outraged this evening after his mother threw out his believed teddy bear Bo-bo.

Radcliffe was so saddened by the loss of Bo-bo that he left his family home (Yes he still lives with his Mummy and Daddy) in tears yelling to his mother "I am never coming back there is a line you just don't cross and you just crossed it."

Radcliffe has had Bo-bo ever since he was 1 years old and has come so attached to him in their 17 years together that he used to take him everywhere.

"It was getting ridicules, girls were dumping him because they didn't want a boy that took a teddy bear on dates." His distressed mother told us. "The Harry Potter producers even threatened to sack him after he took Bo-bo to work. He couldn't understand that there was no bear in Harry Potter plot."

Daniel's where abouts after he left his house in Fulham, is unknown but if you have any information please contact his worried mother, she is missing her little baby.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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