Johnny McBush Honors King Once He Realizes It Isn't Rodney!

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 7 April 2008

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Who wouldn't have divorced the wise ass butch, bitch!?

Republican Presidential hopeful, Johnny McBush reversed his lifelong opposition to honoring Dr King when Turncoat Lieberman whispered in his ear that the King being revered was Martin, not Rodney King.

"I would have voted for a King holiday in Arizona long before the Super Bowl Blackmail (psst, Lieberman can I say that?). If someone had just told me that the holiday was for someone other than Rodney King. At the time I said to my first wife whom I divorced when she got cancer, why should we have a holiday for a fight promoter with crazy hair. She said to me that the Hanoi Hilton flashbacks were getting to me. Between that wise ass mouth and the cancer, who wouldn't divorce the butch, I mean, bitch."

Johnny McB's new official position is that if he can get a guaranteed 5% of the black vote he'll make federal holidays for Rodney, Don, MLK and King Farouk!

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