LeBron James opens up LeBron's chicken house diner

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 July 2023

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The restaurant only uses chickens that were raised in the Tarzana area.

The Los Angeles Post Gazette Newspaper has just put out that Los Angeles Lakers super star LeBron James has just opened up LeBron's Chicken House Diner in Tarzana, California.

Reporter Fargo Windmill spoke with James, who said that owning his own chicken restaurant has always been a dream growing up in Ohio. They were simpler times.

LeBron noted that three of the restaurant's main dishes will be his mother's own recipe for Chicken a la Mmmm, Grilled Chicken Du Yummy, and Cluck Cluck Chicken Volcanic Fiery Tenders.

Meanwhile, Windmill asked LeBron how his relationship with Melania Trump was going.

He grinned, pushed out his chest, and replied that Melly is extremely sensuous, and he then added that she told him that her Orange Orca Whale of a husband knew about as much about "hiding his orange carrot" as a jungle monkey knows about having table manners.

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The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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