Steamy texts from hot, sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 5 July 2023

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I'm working towards a PhD in particle physics - the world is full of cunts.

Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka has just compiled a list of texts that came from the sexy mouths of several of Jerry Jones' Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. The average age of a Cowboys cheerleader is 24, the average height is 5-foot-8, the average weight is 116, and the average vital stats are 38-24-36.

TEXTS FROM DALLAS COWBOY CHEERLEADERS



  • 1. - KHLOE CISCO - My boyfriend says that he doesn't like the way my ass cheeks stick out of my micro shorts, but he can just get over it.
  • 2. - TRACI TUPELO - The rumor that I'm pregnant with Dak Prescott's baby is not true. He has never even seen me naked.
  • 3. - LOLITA LULING - I just want to emphasize that my 38-D tits are real. They are not store-bought.
  • 4. -RITA RHETT - Contrary to a rumor mill fallacy, I was not gang-banged in high school by my high school basketball team.
  • 5. - ASHLEY LITTLEBUSH - Yes, it is a fact that my bikini bush is trimmed in the shaped of a Dallas Cowboy star.
  • 6. - MAUREEN McCOY - Jerry (Jones) has asked me out four times - but I do not date married men.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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