In the "What The Hell Department???" Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka, reports that the Miss March Madness of 2020, has just been arrested up in Walla Walla, Washington.
Miss Bazooka noted that Valerie "Blondie" McTower, 27, was arrested with a bag of counterfeit female diaphragms in her possession.
She told officers with the Walla Walla Police Department that they were not hers and that she was just holding them for a friend.
Miss McTower, whose divorce was finalized just four days ago is currently dating a basketball star who plays for Sacajawea State University.
SIDENOTE: Valerie's bond was paid by the Sac State player, who WWPD officials would only refer to by his initials XYQ.
