According to Pia Confetti with Sportsapalooza New, the World Wrestling Federation has just announced that the three Mississippi Ku Klux Klan members who claimed that Chief Buffalo Belly assaulted them in the parking lot of a Natchez, Mississippi, McDonalds have now dropped the charges.
Miss Confetti stated that a spokeswoman for WWF, Hanna Hudsontini, 42, simply said that McDonalds video clearly showed that the three white hooded and white robbed individuals jumped the world champion wrestler from behind, who then proceeded to beat the ever living daylights and night lights out of the three bigots.
An eyewitness said that the wrestler who wrestles under the name "The Last of The Mohicans" turned the 3 extremists into three huge piles of marshmallows.
In a Related Story: The Chief wants Miss Confetti to know that contrary to an ongoing rumor, he does not know Madonna, has never met her, and he certainly has never engaged in any sort of hanky panky with the 80ish looking former singer, including oralistic sex.
