Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti has just shattered the sports world with her latest scoop.
In an exclusive interview, Jerry Jones, the flamboyant owner of the Dallas Cowboys, revealed his secret discussions with none other than Tom Brady, the legendary quarterback who recently retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Jones, known for his deep pockets and grand ambitions, made it clear that he's been captivated by the allure of "Tom Terrific." Money is no obstacle for the magnate, who possesses a financial empire spanning banks, factories, an airline, cruise ships, and even a Las Vegas hotel and casino.
According to Jones, he is enamored with Brady's unparalleled work ethic, his encyclopedic knowledge of football, and his unabashed devotion to the beloved Texas-based Whataburger food franchise. With his high-profile divorce from a certain South American golddigger behind him, Brady can now focus his undivided attention on the game, making him an even more enticing prospect.
Rumor has it that Jones has extended a jaw-dropping offer to Brady—a lucrative two-year contract valued at an astounding $40 million per year. If this deal comes to fruition, it will undoubtedly shake the foundations of the sports world and cement Jones' reputation as a master dealmaker.
SIDENOTE: Jones recently purchased exclusive rights to terraform the Martian moon Phobos. In an private deal with space magnate Elon Musk, Jones plans to move the Cowboys' stadium to Phobos, equipped with anti-gravity technology, where the team will play their games on a field made entirely of marshmallows.
