Funny story: Man Annoyed That He Probably Won't Get To See Halley's Comet Again

Man Annoyed That He Probably Won't Get To See Halley's Comet Again

A man that is interested in seeing things has said that he is upset and annoyed that, in all likelihood, he won't get to see Halley's Comet again. Moys Kenwood, 56, was born in 1963, and, as the comet is not expected again until 28 July 2061 when...

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Funny story: Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming

Space Junk A Threat To Spacial Warming

Junk that is floating around in space could become a major contributor to Spacial Warming, it has been disclosed, and legal action against NASA is being considered. NASA could be prosecuted for what is often known as 'fly-tipping', a practice wher...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's Next 'Apprentice' Show to Take Place on the Moon

Donald Trump's Next 'Apprentice' Show to Take Place on the Moon

It's official! Donald Trump, his hair, and the contestants, props and crew of "The Apprentice" are heading for outer space next season.

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Funny story: Names of Space Rovers

Names of Space Rovers

Although everybody (at NASA, at least) only cares about what Space Rovers bring back from Mars or any other planet it might land on (Note to those people working at NASA - if you programme a Rover to land on Mars and it comes back wearing a colourful shirt covered in palm trees, wearing sunglasses, and also bearing photos from Pluto...then that's interesting), there's other things.

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Funny story: Solar Cycle 24 Canceled - Ham Radio Operators Furious

Solar Cycle 24 Canceled - Ham Radio Operators Furious

Dayton, Ohio (IPP) - The next solar cycle was assigned the number 24 but has been canceled by the International Astronomical Union (IAU). Scientists were able to predict that this cycle would have been 30% to 50% stronger than the previous solar cyc...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

The former cyclist Lance Armstrong has reacted angrily to allegations that he was the first man to walk on the Moon. Armstrong, now 47, won the Tour de France an unprecedented seven times in succession between 1999 and 2005, before being exposed a...

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Funny story: First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

Scientists analyzing photographs sent back to Earth from the Event Horizon Telescope, which was used to capture the very first images of a black hole, have said that there appears to be another black hole inside the first black hole. The original...

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Funny story: Rogue Asteroid to Collide with Moon

Rogue Asteroid to Collide with Moon

NASA announced today it has been alerted to a rogue asteroid that seems to be on a collision course with the moon.

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Funny story: Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk today threw his weight behind the Trump administration's plan to form a new branch of the armed forces, the United States Space Force. "The first troop carrier to space will be the TEZLA MACH 25!" declared Musk. "We must be ready, not on...

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Funny story: US Mars mission cancelled, "confusion" blamed

US Mars mission cancelled, "confusion" blamed

America's problematic "Man on Mars" project was finally cancelled yesterday, just over a year after President George W. Bush had announced it to a stunned space community.

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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Furious

Twitter Birdies Take Over Word TWEET, Real Birds Furious

The "takeover" is a done deal. And "real" birds (y'know the kind that chirp outside your window and poop on the windshield of your car) are all aflutter. As reported by a reporter who understands bird talk and listened in on their conversation,...

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Funny story: Astrologers denounce Pluto downgrade

Astrologers denounce Pluto downgrade

Prague, Czech Republic - (Associated Mess): A global convention of astronomers has called for the official demotion of the planet Pluto after denouncing it as a dirty chunk of meaningless space crap that's too distant for firing-range practise i...

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Funny story: A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

A Call From The White House Leaves Astronauts Confused

President Trump called the International Space Station today to congratulate Commander Peggy Whitson for spending a record-breaking 534 days in orbit over her entire career as as astronaut, and the astronaut became dumbfounded when Mr. Trump asked he...

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Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon. The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to...

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Funny story: Brit launched into space on Stairlift

Brit launched into space on Stairlift

Barely 50 years after the USSR and USA first put a human into space, the UK yesterday finally achieved the same giant leap in rocket technology - when 97 year old Edith Pickles became the first British astronaut put into permanent orbit by a wholly B...

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Funny story: Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Homeless People Very Excited About NASA's 2 Billion Dollar Moon Rock Scooper

Washington DC - Two-thousand homeless people - men, women and children - clamored in front of the White House today to express their excitement for the funding the US government has given to NASA to equip their upcoming satellites with a new moon roc...

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Funny story: Total Lunar Eclipse passes off without incident...yet

Total Lunar Eclipse passes off without incident...yet

The first Lunar Eclipse for four hundred years to fall on a Winter Solstice has passed off without incident - so far. The last time that a full Lunar Eclipse occurred on a Winter Solstice was 1638. This heralded the start of a war between Scotland...

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Funny story: Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

DUBLIN (ABSNN) -- Irish astronomers told the press today that the planets Venus and Jupiter will collide at 0327 GMT this coming Friday. The two planets seem only inches away this evening and may be seen in the Western sky said astronomers. "We'r...

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Funny story: Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

A newly published report by Dr. Beatrice Bender, Director of the New Center for Science, dismisses parallel universes as a waste of time; according to Dr. Bender, the perpendicular universe is where it's at. Announced Dr. Bender, "People want scie...

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Funny story: Dog found at centre of universe

Dog found at centre of universe

Scientists have located the centre of the universe and found a dog there. A team of astro-nanomoleculists at the University of Freelovenburgspeil, Dortman, charted the infinite and ever expanding universe to pinpoint the location of the Big Bang a...

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