Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President
What do you get if you take an African-American (his name is not Token, we swear), a woman (is she a lesbian? Make her a lesbian, STAT!), two white guys who have square jaws like Superman (and one of them is a Canadian, just like one of the creators…
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Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months
MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…
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A List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The director of the QuinniPinni Polling Agency, Derek Waterwell had his employees poll 37,208 space fanatics and they were asked to pick their all-time favorite space alien movies. Here are the results... The Top Spa…
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Earth twin planets Kepler 20e and 20f 'to be upgraded to 36DD'
Space - NASA geeks said today the new galactic cup sizing reflects a shift away from prepubescent planetoid measurements in the newly discovered Cleavage Constellation. Earlier reports from the Agency's Kepler space telescope assessed the rocky sa...
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Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis
A Blackpool man who has the world's smallest penis, is in the spotlight this week, as scientists prepare for what they believe will be the first organised contact with aliens from another solar system. Art Hurpint, 43, the owner of the tiny append...
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Switzerland’s Moonshot Rocket Lifts Off The Launch Pad and Quickly Crashes Into The Alps
WOODEN CLOG, Switzerland – (Sci-Tech Satire) – Swiss news agencies are reporting that Switzerland’s attempt to land a space ship on the moon has sizzled big time. National authorities with the Swiss Moon Federation (SMF) commented that they are em…
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Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.
NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on rogue UFO
President Bush Installs Secretary of Space
Space clown is kicked into orbit by fellow astronauts fed up with his "clowning around space antics"
Stephen Hawkins reveals ‘I made all that space stuff up and I'm actually not that clever'
Trump's Fight to Protect American soil - and Personal Space
Space Kiddies Beware! Michael Jackson Has Designs on YOU!
Scientific expedition to the sun
Pope to spend six years in space for NASA
Paramount Unveils Ideas for the Newest Star Trek Series
Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.
"New Earth" Discovery Update: Could Be Future Of Man
'Mayday! Mayday!' Phobos-Grunt probe signal traced to bottom of Japan Trench
Pacific Ocean - A distress signal from Russia's hapless Mars probe has finally been traced to the bottom of the Ocean slap bang in the middle of the Pacific Ring of Fire. Faint bleeping was picked up late last night by the European Space Agency's...
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First US Woman To Land On Moon In 2025
Wow! Finally, a woman will get to go to the moon and presumably walk on the lunar surface. The blast off to the moon will happen late in 2025 aboard the Artemis III mission. Given that all systems are GO to the moon with a promised walk on the lu…
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NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate
Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…
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Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth
About 1,000 haemorrhoids big enough to cause catastrophic damage if they hit Earth are orbiting relatively nearby, a NASA survey shows. In a project known as SmellySpaceguard, the U.S. space agency was ordered by Congress in 1998 to find 90 percen...
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IAU counter-sued by Patrick Phair
Paris, France - Patrick Phair, son of the now deceased Venetia Burney, the girl who had been the only woman on Earth to name a planet, is counter-suing the International Astronomical Union for damages. In dispute again is Pluto, and whether it sho...
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Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b
Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet. Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...
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Moon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse
Mt. Palomar Observatory. Astronomers today confirmed what amateur moon gazers have been saying since late August: the moon is noticeably paler than it was before the total solar eclipse of Aug. 21. Offering an explanation devoid of scientific jargon...
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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration
FORT SILL, OK (STARS & STRIPES) Within moments of the Bush Administration's failure to fund repairs to the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, an order was given to the US Army 30th Field Artillery Regiment to shoot down the aging telescope from its orb...
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Ted Cruz Will Sponsor Space Program to reach God
Texas Senator Ted Cruz was appointed the chair of the Senate subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness last week - which means he will be in charge of overseeing space agency NASA in Congress. He announced; "As the new head of The Commit...
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Astrologers denounce Pluto downgrade
Prague, Czech Republic - (Associated Mess): A global convention of astronomers has called for the official demotion of the planet Pluto after denouncing it as a dirty chunk of meaningless space crap that's too distant for firing-range practise i...
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Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station
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Astrologers denounce Pluto downgrade
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IAU counter-sued by Patrick Phair
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'Mayday! Mayday!' Phobos-Grunt probe signal traced to bottom of Japan Trench
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Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b
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Thousands of haemorrhoids found near Earth
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Moon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse
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NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate
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Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months
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Another Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President
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Warp Drive - A Reality
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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration
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Disturbance In The Force Turns Out To Be Gas
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Cyber "black holes" abound
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Alien Contact A Result Of Blackpool Man's Penis
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Earth twin planets Kepler 20e and 20f 'to be upgraded to 36DD'
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Ted Cruz Will Sponsor Space Program to reach God
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Switzerland’s Moonshot Rocket Lifts Off The Launch Pad and Quickly Crashes Into The Alps
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First US Woman To Land On Moon In 2025
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A List of The Top Space Alien Motion Pictures of All-Time
