Funny story: Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Bricksburg- In a recent development, Bricksburg's resident space hero expressed interest in President Trump's Space Force. Benny the Spaceman held a press conference yesterday, in which he offered support for a planned Space Force in the United Stat...

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Funny story: Halley's Comet Future Thrown Into Confusion

Halley's Comet Future Thrown Into Confusion

Halley's Comet, or Comet Halley as it is sometimes referred to, has been flying around the solar system every 76 years ever since astronomers could be bothered looking, but now a heated debate has sprung up in my own mind about the future of the come...

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Funny story: Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

The very first real images of a black hole taken by the Event Horizon Telescope last week, seem to confirm that black holes are very much the sort of thing scientists had expected them to be - holes that are black. It was already known that black...

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Funny story: All-Female Spacewalk Canceled: Trump's Sexism or Woman's Prerogative?

All-Female Spacewalk Canceled: Trump's Sexism or Woman's Prerogative?

Astronauts Anne McClain and Christina Koch were scheduled to make the first spacewalk by an all-female team... until it was discovered that only one woman's space suit of the appropriate size was on board the space station. Was it a typical NASA snaf...

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Funny story: Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

A man with a periphary interest in science has outlined what he says are potentially planet-saving proposals for dealing with the Earth's problems regarding the safe disposal of environmental waste. Moys Kenwood, 55, says that black holes hold the...

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Funny story: First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

Scientists analyzing photographs sent back to Earth from the Event Horizon Telescope, which was used to capture the very first images of a black hole, have said that there appears to be another black hole inside the first black hole. The original...

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Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon. The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

The former cyclist Lance Armstrong has reacted angrily to allegations that he was the first man to walk on the Moon. Armstrong, now 47, won the Tour de France an unprecedented seven times in succession between 1999 and 2005, before being exposed a...

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Funny story: The Universe Has Stopped Expanding

The Universe Has Stopped Expanding

The universe, which has been expanding rapidly outward ever since the Big Bang, more than 13.8billion years ago, has stopped doing so, and, indeed, has started to contract. Having been rushing continually outward for such a long time, the universe...

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Funny story: Moon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse

Moon Severely Damaged by Total Solar Eclipse

Mt. Palomar Observatory. Astronomers today confirmed what amateur moon gazers have been saying since late August: the moon is noticeably paler than it was before the total solar eclipse of Aug. 21. Offering an explanation devoid of scientific jargon...

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Funny story: Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...

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Funny story: U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?" However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major natio...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

Ron Paul Ads Visible From Space

5 Sep 07, NEW YORK CITY, NY, USNA-- Manhattan Meetup #50 has won a campaign contest for most acres covered by Ron Paul signage. Members created a "GOOGLE RON...

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Funny story: Gary Busey Says He Wants To Sell His Authentic Spaceship

Gary Busey Says He Wants To Sell His Authentic Spaceship

LOS ANGELES - Gary Busey has said that he is not as dumb as people think but he is as smart as people don't know. The man that Donald Trump called a highly intelligent BS artist of the first magnitude has an IQ of 173. Busey is so gifted mental...

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Funny story: Warp Drive - A Reality

Warp Drive - A Reality

Professor David Allen Batchelor of the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center announced today a major step forward in vehicle propulsion.

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Funny story: Steven Hawkings in Zero Gravity

Steven Hawkings in Zero Gravity

CCN - NASA - Today, Stephen Hawking was taken aboard the the "vomit comet," putting him one step closer to going to space. Space, the final frontier... Yes, Mr. Hawking enjoyed the experience and was overjoyed at the prospect of being in...

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Funny story: Crack discovered on space shuttle

Crack discovered on space shuttle

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. - NASA managers are astounded, behooved and perturbed since crack was found on the space shuttle Discovery.

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Funny story: 'Danger Close' asteroid may miss London

'Danger Close' asteroid may miss London

Astrologists have dismissed fears an asteroid due to strike into the Earth on Friday will 'destroy London' - but the Earth is going to have to roll with its punch. Astrologists say they are sure there is no chance of the 150ft (45.7m) wide space rock...

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Funny story: International Space Station sex ban

International Space Station sex ban

Ooh! No sex at the Space Station. Bummer! Some people spoil all the fun. Let's get serious here. Mr. Poindexter, a NASA commander, wants no hanky panky on the Space Station. Who can blame him. This is serious stuff. Just think about it for...

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Funny story: NASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate

NASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate

The US space agency, NASA, has released the unexpected and astonishing results of a probe sent to Mars at the end of last year to collect samples of the planet's inner crust - Mars is made of chocolate! The InSight probe drilled through the Red Pl...

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