Funny story - NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!

NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!

HOUSTON - (Satire News) - NASA has just made an amazing announcement. Planet experts have revealed that tests show that Labia Majora (the planet) is made up of 43% gold. A NASA spokesperson stated that the discovery was made after the US planet ro…

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Funny story - Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months

Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…

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Funny story - Switizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails

Switizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails

WOODEN CLOG, Switizeland – (Satire News) – The Swiss government has just announced that their unmanned moon rocket, Tulip 2, has ended in utter failure. A spokesperson for the Swiss Moon Federation, Lila F. Shawcolot, stated that the Tulip 2 left…

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Funny story - The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Weather experts are now stating that the gigantic meteor which was scheduled to hit Alabama in March will not hit the cotton-pickin’ state after all. Weather expert, and collector of foreign adult toys, Toby Prixsteen, ha…

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Funny story - Elon Musk Vows That One Day He Will Be The King of Mars

Elon Musk Vows That One Day He Will Be The King of Mars

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire and co-founder of Bezos-Musk Inc., Elon Musk, has just remarked that one day, in the not-too-distant future, he will become the King of Mars. Musk who has more money than the entire populations of Iowa, E…

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Funny story - Elon Musk's Space X’s "Imagination-4" Returns Triumphantly After a Successful 3-Day Orbit

Elon Musk's Space X’s "Imagination-4" Returns Triumphantly After a Successful 3-Day Orbit

CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida – (Satire News) - A team of 4 unprofessional astronauts who lifted off on board the Falcon-9 rocket "Imagination-4," from the President Joseph “Joey” Biden Launch Complex 39-IUD at the Kennedy Space Center for a 3-day explorat…

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Funny story - Scientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora

Scientists Want NASA To Drop The Idea of Naming The Newly-Discovered Planet, Labia Majora

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Scientists from Maine to Oregon have expressed that they are not at all happy with the name that NASA officials have chosen for the newly-discovered planet. At a recent conference of the Modern American Scientists Guild,…

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Funny story - NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

NASA's Hubble Space Telescope Targeted by Bush Administration

FORT SILL, OK (STARS & STRIPES) Within moments of the Bush Administration's failure to fund repairs to the NASA Hubble Space Telescope, an order was given to the US Army 30th Field Artillery Regiment to shoot down the aging telescope from its orb...

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Funny story - Einstein's Theory Disproven

Einstein's Theory Disproven

Scientists at the NASA Space Centre For Calculations And That today revealed that Einstein's Theory Of Relativity has, in fact, no basis in reality, and that the 'Theory' was conceived by no less than the World-Renowned Crystallographist...

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Funny story - Alien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting

Alien hurt that no-one noticed he was visiting

Alien Alan Smith was hurt when he realised that no one has noticed his spaceship, as he hovered over the earth for twenty minutes. 'I travelled a fair way to get here, I mean it would have taken you, Earthlings decades, but I did it in an hour, bu…

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Funny story - NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

NASA Photo Shows Planets Are Moving Closer Together At Alarming Rate

Scientists at NASA are becoming increasingly concerned at what they say is "a major change in the set-up of the Solar System", after photographic images were transmitted back to Earth from a little-known satellite which is something to do with gettin…

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Funny story - The moon is not real

The moon is not real

In shocking news today, NASA have admitted that the moon landings were fake, but not because they could not make it to the moon, but because the moon is fake. "We actually did go to the moon," said Professor Boffin of JPL's San Andreas lab. "But w...

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Funny story - Astrologers denounce Pluto downgrade

Astrologers denounce Pluto downgrade

Prague, Czech Republic - (Associated Mess): A global convention of astronomers has called for the official demotion of the planet Pluto after denouncing it as a dirty chunk of meaningless space crap that's too distant for firing-range practise i...

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Funny story - Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station

Astronaut Forgets Key, Locked out of International Space Station

Space - "Houston we have a problem," was the call put in earlier by NASA astronaut Maj. James P. Sutton, Jr. It seems Maj. Sutton left the keys to the international space station on his bedroom nightstand.

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Funny story - Astronauts Report Bumpy Ride: SpaceX Cuts Price for Civilian Earth Orbit

Astronauts Report Bumpy Ride: SpaceX Cuts Price for Civilian Earth Orbit

The Space Station, Somewhere in Orbit. - NASA astronauts Robert Behnken and Douglas Hurley reported while in-flight in their Dragon capsule, that the liftoff was bumpy, more so than on their previous flights on the Space Shuttle. Within minutes of...

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Funny story - The Aliens are Hiding, that's why we can't find 'em!

The Aliens are Hiding, that's why we can't find 'em!

Evolutionists are now breathing a sigh of relief as the mystery of the origins of life on Earth might finally be revealed. A boffin of Cambfordshire University, Adrion Kentingsmith, is reported to have announced the following hypothesis in a genui...

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Funny story - Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Earth's Sun, 93 million-year-old small star, Gary Williamson, is thinking about all of the problems that he can cause for the people of one of his small planets, Earth. The troublesome ball of fire tells us: 'There I am in space, spinning at thous…

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Funny story - Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

A newly published report by Dr. Beatrice Bender, Director of the New Center for Science, dismisses parallel universes as a waste of time; according to Dr. Bender, the perpendicular universe is where it's at. Announced Dr. Bender, "People want scie...

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Funny story - Chinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts

Chinese Dragons Escape from Shenzhou VI and Attack the International Space Station Eating Astronauts

The larger Shenzhou VI was equipped with a secondary orbital module expected to be used to understand more about the endurance of Chinese dragons in space but in a freak accident involving flatulence, the secondary orbital module broke up allowing th...

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Funny story - Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

Prince Of Darkness - An Interview With Simon Cowell

In an exclusive interview conducted not twenty minutes ago super villain Simon Cowell opened his heart to this reporter. So Simon... Simon Cowell: Please refer to me as Mr. Cowell or a simple your majesty will do. Ok. Mr. Cowell it's being a very hectic year for you hasn't it? All the scandals and trauma with the US version of the X-Factor must have really taken it's toll on you?[/i](Ther...

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