Funny story - Scientists at NASA Now Admit That the Big Dipper is Really Not as Big as Everyone Thinks It Is

Scientists at NASA Now Admit That the Big Dipper is Really Not as Big as Everyone Thinks It Is

HOUSTON – A group of extremely brilliant scientists at NASA have made an amazing discovery regarding the Big Dipper (aka Ursa Major). After implementing a brand new state-of-the-art extremely-high-powered telescope, that was produced on the Paci...

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Funny story - Astronauts Report Bumpy Ride: SpaceX Cuts Price for Civilian Earth Orbit

Astronauts Report Bumpy Ride: SpaceX Cuts Price for Civilian Earth Orbit

The Space Station, Somewhere in Orbit. - NASA astronauts Robert Behnken and Douglas Hurley reported while in-flight in their Dragon capsule, that the liftoff was bumpy, more so than on their previous flights on the Space Shuttle. Within minutes of...

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Funny story - Earth twin planets Kepler 20e and 20f 'to be upgraded to 36DD'

Earth twin planets Kepler 20e and 20f 'to be upgraded to 36DD'

Space - NASA geeks said today the new galactic cup sizing reflects a shift away from prepubescent planetoid measurements in the newly discovered Cleavage Constellation. Earlier reports from the Agency's Kepler space telescope assessed the rocky sa...

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Funny story - Names of Space Rovers

Names of Space Rovers

Although everybody (at NASA, at least) only cares about what Space Rovers bring back from Mars or any other planet it might land on (Note to those people working at NASA - if you programme a Rover to land on Mars and it comes back wearing a colourful shirt covered in palm trees, wearing sunglasses, and also bearing photos from Pluto...then that's interesting), there's other things.

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Funny story - Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

Irish Astronomers: Vensus will collide with Jupiter Friday, Will it spell the end? American astronomers say 'Poppycock!"

DUBLIN (ABSNN) -- Irish astronomers told the press today that the planets Venus and Jupiter will collide at 0327 GMT this coming Friday. The two planets seem only inches away this evening and may be seen in the Western sky said astronomers. "We'r...

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Funny story - Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Sun thinking about what trouble it can cause this weekend

Earth's Sun, 93 million-year-old small star, Gary Williamson, is thinking about all of the problems that he can cause for the people of one of his small planets, Earth. The troublesome ball of fire tells us: 'There I am in space, spinning at thous…

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Funny story - Gary Busey Says He Wants To Sell His Authentic Spaceship

Gary Busey Says He Wants To Sell His Authentic Spaceship

LOS ANGELES - Gary Busey has said that he is not as dumb as people think but he is as smart as people don't know. The man that Donald Trump called a highly intelligent BS artist of the first magnitude has an IQ of 173. Busey is so gifted mental...

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Funny story - Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Giant colony of sloths already inhabits Kepler-22b

Space - A colony of mutant species from the Bradypodidae genus of three-toed sloths is suspected of being indigenous to the newly discovered planet. Imagery from NASA's Kepler space telescope reveals the distinctive arboreal critters whose closest...

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Funny story - The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon. KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news m...

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Funny story - Hard Time for Viagra Astronauts

Hard Time for Viagra Astronauts

THE sponsors of America’s first manned commercial space flight have been announced as Viagra. Elon Musk, who runs Space X, the company ready to launch its first two astronauts into orbit shortly, said that the sponsorship deal had attracted stiff...

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Funny story - Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

Parallel Universe Blows; Perpendicular Universe Where It's At

A newly published report by Dr. Beatrice Bender, Director of the New Center for Science, dismisses parallel universes as a waste of time; according to Dr. Bender, the perpendicular universe is where it's at. Announced Dr. Bender, "People want scie...

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Funny story - Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery

Gremlins Plague Space Shuttle Discovery

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. -- NASA has once again delayed its long-awaited launch of the space shuttle Discovery until at least next week, now stating that Gremlins are causing the problems. The space agency is no closer to finding the Gremlins which recen...

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Funny story - Warp Drive - A Reality

Warp Drive - A Reality

Professor David Allen Batchelor of the NASA Goddard Space Flight Center announced today a major step forward in vehicle propulsion.

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Funny story - November 30th Planet Alignment Will Give You Floating Sensation If Lying On Your Bed

November 30th Planet Alignment Will Give You Floating Sensation If Lying On Your Bed

Both British and American scientists are excited about what may happen on November 30th during a twelve-hour period that day. "If you lie down flat on your back on your bed, the gravity pull of the sun on the three planets in a line will make you...

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Funny story - Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Discovery of Caves on Mars Leads Scientists to Obvious Conclusion... Martian Bears.

Seven 'cave entrances' have been discovered on the surface of Mars by NASA's Odyssey space craft. The caves have excited the Scientific Community, who are very easily excited.

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Funny story - NASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate

NASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate

The US space agency, NASA, has released the unexpected and astonishing results of a probe sent to Mars at the end of last year to collect samples of the planet's inner crust - Mars is made of chocolate! The InSight probe drilled through the Red Pl...

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Funny story - TrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System

TrES-4 Exoplanet Will Be Moved Into Solar System

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - Giant exoplanet TrES-4 which is 1.7 times the size of Jupiter and has the density of balsa wood will be brought into the inner solar system next week.

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Funny story - Bush Nominates Big Bird to Head NASA

Bush Nominates Big Bird to Head NASA

Big Bird, also know as Caroll Spinney, was nominated to be head of the U.S. space agency on Friday by President Bush.

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Funny story - Space Exploration is waste of cash and time, says Nasa insider

Space Exploration is waste of cash and time, says Nasa insider

A NASA Technician and Whistleblower has revealed that most Astronauts 'don't know shit about physics ' and only want to get to Outer Space to 'get laid', by 'easy, well-endowed female Martians, who put out'. The NASA Insider claims that ''Astrona...

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Funny story - Space Threats Rain Down on Post-Brexit UK

Space Threats Rain Down on Post-Brexit UK

The UK’s defence secretary has declared that we must be “ready to counter threats from space”. He made the announcement after watching Starship Troopers and posting a live Vlog of him standing on ants. The UK has proved itself incapable of dealing...

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