Who Got Laid in Outer Space? (At The International Space Station)

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 4 October 2022

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We know of the 'Mile High Club" on Earth - where couples at 30, 000 feet or higher - on an airplane - go in the rest room and have stimulating fun.

(When they could have been watching a good movie).

Apparently, hundreds, possibly thousands of people have done this. And talked about it to friends - but no books so far.

The bigger and higher question is who on the International Space Station has 'done it'? Most up there are married but they are up there for several months - and marriage has never stopped a good looking, healthy guy from sharing sex with a good-looking healthy woman.

It is impossible that no one has had Sex in Space - just that the persons or couples are not talking - as it would endanger their careers and possibly their marriages. (Honey, I got laid in Space is not something the wife wants to hear).

There is a good chance in 2010 someone on the International Space Station had sex. There were four possibly horny female astronauts and several male astronauts - studly US guys and macho Russians.

Who knows what happened some night - with disco music blaring away and stashed liquor coming out?

And the exotic appeal of sex under micro - gravity.

Possibly an orgasmic evening. in a low G bathroom.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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