Texas Senator Ted Cruz was appointed the chair of the Senate subcommittee on Space, Science and Competitiveness last week - which means he will be in charge of overseeing space agency NASA in Congress.
He announced; "As the new head of The Committee for overseeing NASA I know most Americans will join me in reaching out to GOD in Space!"
"We will launch a 'Prayer Satellite' with Evangelican Priests and myself and my Evangelical preaching father Rafael aboard, and will establish a 'Moon Church' and being that much nearer to Heaven will hopefully receive a personal audience with God!"
"We will be seeking God's clarification regarding the nature of creation and evolution and gay marriage and climate science and abortion and immigration and science and taxes and big government et al."
He continued; "Upon returning with an updated version and affirmation of God'slatest Commandments there is going to be a lot of HELL to pay!"
