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Funny story: Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Bricksburg- In a recent development, Bricksburg's resident space hero expressed interest in President Trump's Space Force. Benny the Spaceman held a press conference yesterday, in which he offered support for a planned Space Force in the United Stat...

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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

Lance Armstrong Denies Being First Man On The Moon

The former cyclist Lance Armstrong has reacted angrily to allegations that he was the first man to walk on the Moon. Armstrong, now 47, won the Tour de France an unprecedented seven times in succession between 1999 and 2005, before being exposed a...

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Funny story: First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

Scientists analyzing photographs sent back to Earth from the Event Horizon Telescope, which was used to capture the very first images of a black hole, have said that there appears to be another black hole inside the first black hole. The original...

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Funny story: Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

Black Holes: Potential For Environmental Waste Disposal 'Enormous', Claims Man

A man with a periphary interest in science has outlined what he says are potentially planet-saving proposals for dealing with the Earth's problems regarding the safe disposal of environmental waste. Moys Kenwood, 55, says that black holes hold the...

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Funny story: Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

The very first real images of a black hole taken by the Event Horizon Telescope last week, seem to confirm that black holes are very much the sort of thing scientists had expected them to be - holes that are black. It was already known that black...

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Funny story: All-Female Spacewalk Canceled: Trump's Sexism or Woman's Prerogative?

All-Female Spacewalk Canceled: Trump's Sexism or Woman's Prerogative?

Astronauts Anne McClain and Christina Koch were scheduled to make the first spacewalk by an all-female team... until it was discovered that only one woman's space suit of the appropriate size was on board the space station. Was it a typical NASA snaf...

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Funny story: Halley's Comet Future Thrown Into Confusion

Halley's Comet Future Thrown Into Confusion

Halley's Comet, or Comet Halley as it is sometimes referred to, has been flying around the solar system every 76 years ever since astronomers could be bothered looking, but now a heated debate has sprung up in my own mind about the future of the come...

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Funny story: NASA Still Boldly Going

NASA Still Boldly Going

Recently discovered star clusters “may contain alien life” or “they might not” according to NASA scientists. The cluster has appeared because NASA decided to look in the one place they haven’t yet in space: Behind the moon. Professor John Daiddion...

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Funny story: Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

Chinese Lunar Rover and Lander Obsessed with Selfies

A Chinese rover and lander have taken multiple images of each other and themselves on the Moon's surface, and despite Chinese mission control scientists' best efforts, they refuse to stop doing so. The Chinese space agency says the spacecraft ar...

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Funny story: Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

Chinese Takeaway Has Opened On The Moon

It's been revealed that the very first Chinese takeaway has been opened on the Moon. The news was announced as part of Chinese state media's press conference on the Chang'e-4 space probe, which is exploring the dark side of the Moon, and hopes to...

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Funny story: NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

NASA officials have defended the space agency's InSight probe to discover the interior structure of Mars, after facing pointed criticism, earlier in the week, that the project was an "astronomical waste of money". The landing on the surface of Ma...

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Funny story: NASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate

NASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate

The US space agency, NASA, has released the unexpected and astonishing results of a probe sent to Mars at the end of last year to collect samples of the planet's inner crust - Mars is made of chocolate! The InSight probe drilled through the Red Pl...

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Funny story: NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

NASA To Fly Trump To A Planet Of His Choice

There was a welcome diversion from his Saudi Arabian problems for President Donald Trump this morning, when NASA announced that they are to offer to make the US leader the 'first president in space' (FPIS). Indeed, not only will NASA help Trump b...

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Funny story: The Universe Has Stopped Expanding

The Universe Has Stopped Expanding

The universe, which has been expanding rapidly outward ever since the Big Bang, more than 13.8billion years ago, has stopped doing so, and, indeed, has started to contract. Having been rushing continually outward for such a long time, the universe...

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Funny story: Space vans to rent

Space vans to rent

Do you need to transport goods into a low earth orbit at bargain basement prices? Perhaps you've always wanted to see the majesty of space through a windscreen, but without spending a fortune? Or have you ever wondered what the van of the future looks like? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to rent a Space Van. A Space Van is just like a regular van, with fou...

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Funny story: Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk Supports Trump Administration's Plan for a United States Space Force.

Elon Musk today threw his weight behind the Trump administration's plan to form a new branch of the armed forces, the United States Space Force. "The first troop carrier to space will be the TEZLA MACH 25!" declared Musk. "We must be ready, not on...

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Funny story: "I Will Build A Space Force and The Martians Will Pay For It!"

"I Will Build A Space Force and The Martians Will Pay For It!"

The president signed an executive order diverting all the people's pensions into his new program, whose new motto will be "To Infinity And Beyond", in honor of the projected budget. "And the best part is the Martians are going to pay for it. Trust...

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