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Funny story: Chinese Junk Falling Down

Chinese Junk Falling Down

What the fuck are the Chinese doing up there? They’re on the dark side of the moon. They’re building their own space station (something America has done with Skylab, but that didn’t last long). Do they have solar-powered skateboards on Mars? (…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk Inc., Plans To Develop A Spaceship That Can Carry 900 Passengers and 200 Animals

Bezos-Musk Inc., Plans To Develop A Spaceship That Can Carry 900 Passengers and 200 Animals

AUSTIN, Texas - (Satire News) - The largest corporation in the entire world, Bezos-Musk Inc., which is bigger than Coca Cola, Ford Motors, Exxon-Mobil, McDonalds, and Paul Bunyan Brand Condoms combined, is in the early planning stages of developing a…

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Funny story: NASA's New $10.3 Billion Space Telescope Is Astoundingly Astounding!

NASA's New $10.3 Billion Space Telescope Is Astoundingly Astounding!

HOUSTON, Texas - (Satire News) - Spaced Out Weekly Magazine reports that everyone at NASA is very excited at the sucess that the Bill Nelson Space Telescope is having. Space experts state that the $10.3 billion infrared space observation telescope…

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Funny story: The Solar System Will Soon Be For Sale

The Solar System Will Soon Be For Sale

Enceladus is the brightest moon of Saturn, and of the entire solar system, and it has most of the ingredients to create and sustain life. What makes it so bright is the ice which covers its surface, with temperatures reaching -198C at noon. This remi…

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Funny story: Space Force! Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!

Space Force! Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!

I still can’t figure out what America’s newest military branch, Space Force, does. It sounds like something from Hollywood, and was invented by someone who used to be a TV star. Is there a war in space about to happen? Will Space Force “Guardians…

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Funny story: Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.

Space Jesus Got Crucified ... Again.

NASA has reported finding a solar system much like our own. They were able to zoom in on an Earth-like planet to find that the ‘people’ there had advanced to a time period approximately the same as Earth’s Roman Empire. And they saw an alien Jesus…

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Funny story: Biden Repeatedly Refers to "Space Ghost Guns"

Biden Repeatedly Refers to "Space Ghost Guns"

President Joe Biden gave yet another lecture about firearms and called for removing all “Space Ghost Guns” as it seems he confused the cartoon character “Space Ghost” with the term “ghost guns.” “I knew Space Ghost” he advised to a rousing crow…

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Funny story: Aliens are Pissed and Seriously Thinking of ‘Phoning Home'

Aliens are Pissed and Seriously Thinking of ‘Phoning Home'

A strange message from the depths of the solar system has been received by NASA, reportedly from some kind of aliens: “What is wrong with your people?” the message begins. “You’ve been craving for us to land and demand to be taken to your leader,…

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Funny story: The Chinese Moon Rover "Spotty" Discovers Giant Cashews Growing On The Moon

The Chinese Moon Rover "Spotty" Discovers Giant Cashews Growing On The Moon

SHANGHAI, China - (Satire News) - Audio reports shooting back from the moon to SHANSHO, which is the Chinese equivalent of NASA, reveal that "Spotty" has found extremely huge cashews growing on the moon. A spokesperson for SHANSHO, Chang Ching Cho…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Says His Space Hotel Is Already Fully Booked

Elon Musk Says His Space Hotel Is Already Fully Booked

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - According to Press Extra writer Voodoo Dupree, One of the richest men in the world has now also become one of the world's biggest jerks. Musk, is acting like an immature, crybaby, simply because President Biden, has…

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Funny story: Bezos-Musk, Inc. Wants To Purchase The New Planet Labia Majora

Bezos-Musk, Inc. Wants To Purchase The New Planet Labia Majora

AUSTIN - (Satire News) - Word coming from deep in the heart of Texas, is that the biggest company in the entire world, Bezos-Musk, Inc., is in the process of purchasing the newly discovered planet, Labia Majora. Contrary to what many uniformed peo…

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Funny story: NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!

NASA Reports That The New Planet Labia Majora Is Made Up of 43% Gold!

HOUSTON - (Satire News) - NASA has just made an amazing announcement. Planet experts have revealed that tests show that Labia Majora (the planet) is made up of 43% gold. A NASA spokesperson stated that the discovery was made after the US planet ro…

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months

Vladimir Putin Is Devastated As He Learns That Wayward Chinese Space Junk Is Scheduled To Land On Moscow in Three Months

MOSCOW – (World Satire) – As if Vlady Putin doesn’t already have enough shit to worry about now comes word from The Kremlin Voice that some Chinese space junk is scheduled to land in Moscow within 90 days. The space crap is reportedly from the unm…

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Funny story: Switizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails

Switizerland’s Second Attempt At Launching a Moon Rocket Fails

WOODEN CLOG, Switizeland – (Satire News) – The Swiss government has just announced that their unmanned moon rocket, Tulip 2, has ended in utter failure. A spokesperson for the Swiss Moon Federation, Lila F. Shawcolot, stated that the Tulip 2 left…

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Funny story: The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

The Huge Meteor That Was Heading For Duck Dung, Alabama Is Now Going To Land In Dodge City, Kansas

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Weather experts are now stating that the gigantic meteor which was scheduled to hit Alabama in March will not hit the cotton-pickin’ state after all. Weather expert, and collector of foreign adult toys, Toby Prixsteen, ha…

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Funny story: Elon Musk Vows That One Day He Will Be The King of Mars

Elon Musk Vows That One Day He Will Be The King of Mars

AUSTIN – (Satire News) – Multi-billionaire and co-founder of Bezos-Musk Inc., Elon Musk, has just remarked that one day, in the not-too-distant future, he will become the King of Mars. Musk who has more money than the entire populations of Iowa, E…

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Funny story: William Shatner shoots into space

William Shatner shoots into space

After a week of being slated for even taking part in the space travel, Shatner has defended his trip. Prince William, Bono, Paul McCartney and some of his own friends have mocked the ex-actor who last worked 50 years ago... The whole event was…

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