Tuesday, 19 June 2007

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Too hot to handle?

NASHA: In what would be one of a kind, the NASHA space research centre announced at a press conference that they are planning to send a group of humans to the sun to study its topography.

When asked whether it was possible to do so, they hit back at the press saying that they were the geni-ass's and not the press. There was then some debate as to whether the plural of genius was geniuses or genii.

The expedition to be sent to sun will have a crew of 10 scientists, accompanied by some top celebrities to make the mission more of a hit with the public. So far Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have been announced.

NASHA added that they had built the space craft with 5000 A/C units and all that was left was training to be given to the space adventurers to bear the high temperature on sun.

"We are giving them high quality training in a huge house size oven where we have given the exposure to 1000K." Said a NASHA spokeswoman. "This mission will take of next week and the crew will be arriving at the sun by around 2 years. Now as everything is heading to completion,we are crossing are fingers for the successful launch and landing of the mission."

When interviewed the crew of this historic mission, they appeared calm and relaxed. Paris even started singing: "Hmmm, it's gonna be hot, hot, hmmmm, that hawt!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Space, NASA, The Sun




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