Multi- Billionaire Space clown Guy Laliberte has been booted out into orbit after fellow astronauts got sick to death of his "Orbital clowning around" in the space station ISS!
Guy paid ca. $50 million for the pleasure of galactic entertaining his fellow astronauts, but they found him quite intolerable and certainly not funny!
It started at blast off when Guy refused to fasten his safety belt, demanded to wear his "red nose" and once in orbit he insisted on floating around, picking his red nose and flicking his weightless "bogies" at the captain!
Whilst docking at the ISS he had a weightless piss and watched his urinal fluid float towards the docking hatch as a welcoming gift for the flabbergasted awaiting ISS astronauts, smack in yer face!
Whilst giving his global, red nosed, comedy show to amongst others, morons Bono and Al Gore, he kept loudly "space farting" releasing deadly, pongy gases in the ISS!
His colleagues all fainted before they could don their gas masks!
Bono and Al Gore thought the whole show STUNK HEAVENLY!
After such embarrassments, amongst many others, his astronaut colleagues decided to boot him out of the ISS!
Guy is now floating happily in outer space with his red nose on, cracking pathetic jokes to himself and hoping to hitch a ride on a passing UFO!
Astronauts on the ISS have beamed galactic radio messages into outer space warning Aliens and UFO's about the danger floating out there and warned them;
PLEASE AVOID AT ALL COSTS, RED NOSED BIOHAZARD CONTAINS MULTIPLE DISEASES AND IS A CONTAMINATED, NOT VERY FUNNY SPACE CLOWN!!
Reports of green aliens being seen slipping into warp-factor 5 and accelerating away towards outer space have already been confirmed!!
