Funny story - Prince Harry's playful purchase: Founding a kingdom on St. James Island

Prince Harry's playful purchase: Founding a kingdom on St. James Island

Prince Harry has boldly embarked on pursuing his royal dreams, splurging a whopping $60 million to claim his very own kingdom on St. James Island, nestled off the coast of St. Thomas. He has hatched a grand plan to erect a replica of Buckingham Pa…

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Funny story - I want to be rich, how can I do it quickly?

I want to be rich, how can I do it quickly?

While it's understandable that many people want to become wealthy quickly, there is no guaranteed or foolproof way to achieve this. Most legitimate paths to wealth require time, effort, and sometimes even luck. Beware of scams or get-rich-quick schem…

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Funny story - Chinese Money Number One For Future Happy World of People Pets

Chinese Money Number One For Future Happy World of People Pets

China has teamed up with more shithole countries run by assholes in order to make itself Head Asshole Nation Of The World (HANOTW … shit, thought I almost had Han Solo there for a second … kinda looks like Hanoi.) BRICS is composed of five major e…

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Funny story - The Super Incredible Stainless Steel Mattress for All Your Banking Needs

The Super Incredible Stainless Steel Mattress for All Your Banking Needs

Do you have your money in a bank? Fool! Don’t you realize that all banks are trying to crash themselves so that crypto can become king? That way, no nation can tax the rich EVER since how can you tax crypto if it’s located in some Singaporean’s pants…

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Funny story - Report: ATM Not Sorry You Have Insufficient Funds

Report: ATM Not Sorry You Have Insufficient Funds

More problems arose today for the nation's beleaguered banks when it was revealed that all of their Automated-Teller Machines are not actually sorry that you have insufficient funds. The shocking revelation was outlined in a report released by the FS...

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Funny story - Man Is Going To Rob A Bank

Man Is Going To Rob A Bank

An Englishman whose mind is in absolute turmoil with regard to how he is going to ensure the well-being of his young family after his own death, is going to rob a bank. The extremely ambitious plan was hatched today by Ken Moyswood (not real name)…

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Funny story - End of the Rainbow elves sue Obama

End of the Rainbow elves sue Obama

The elves who reside at the end of the rainbow have filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration. The elves are claiming that his secret service broke into there houses in the middle of the night and confiscated all the gold they have saved u...

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Funny story - Tiger Woods goes up against the odds

Tiger Woods goes up against the odds

BBZ New: It has been reported that, Tiger Woods, is fighting against a monetary scam created to extract millions of dollars from his deep pocket. With all the disloyalty and extortion Woods has experienced in his life, he has come of age. He's rea…

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Funny story - The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth

You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim.  Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...

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Funny story - Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...

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Funny story - Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK

Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK

With the economic downturn in the UK expected to require quantitative easing, which is in effect, printing more money, cash machines, or ATMs, are to be brought in from Zimbabwe to help the British monetary system cope. "When we print more money,"...

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Funny story - Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton who proposed auctioning himself off to the highe...

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Funny story - Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story - Jogger's Passion for Finding Change

Jogger's Passion for Finding Change

Jeremy Anderton, a friendly jogger living in Ames, Iowa, has collected over $10,000 worth of coins in his lifetime. Said Anderton, "You have no idea what you can find when there's nothing else worth searching for in your life." Each day...

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Funny story - In God We Rust?

In God We Rust?

Washington DC - (Ass mess): An oversight at the Federal Reserve's coin minting division has meant that over fifty thousand brand new George W Bush dollar coins have been minted in a cheap, rust-prone iron alloy and without the timeless Constituti...

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Funny story - Powdered Wigs Decree A Turing Fifty Pee

Powdered Wigs Decree A Turing Fifty Pee

Hope has just arrived for trans people or anyone who is well-hated by today’s standards. Not to worry, sir or madam, but you will one day be loved. Just look at the new British 50 pound note! Alan Turing was forced to have chemical castration inst…

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Funny story - Maryland Housewife Loses Lottery

Maryland Housewife Loses Lottery

Baltimore, MD - Despite six days of careful planning, Janet McNary learned Wednesday that she will not be receiving a lottery jackpot of over two-hundred million dollars. The 34-year-old McNary, a housewife from the suburbs of Maryland, had meticulo...

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Funny story - Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit

Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...

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Funny story - Counterfeit Money Gang Go Into Receivership

Counterfeit Money Gang Go Into Receivership

A gang of criminals who invested more than a million dollars in machinery and expertise they needed to get their potentially lucrative money-printing business off the ground have declared their company insolvent after a cataclysmic mistake during the…

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Funny story - Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia

LIN DI LOO, Cambodia -- Cambodia's king has declared actress Angelina Jolie Queen of Cambodia for her conservation work in the poverty-stricken country and the king is encouraging other Hollywood stars to come to Cambodia and give lots of money...

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