Funny story - Man Becomes Frightened After Reading Bitcoin Advert

Man Becomes Frightened After Reading Bitcoin Advert

A man whose acquaintances often joke about him being a bit of a "dinosaur", has told them of a recent incident when he read an advert on the internet that he didn't understand, and was left in a state of fright. The advert, which can be seen above…

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Funny story - Spoof Points Now Redeemable In Stores

Spoof Points Now Redeemable In Stores

There was a great amount of excitement from a small amount of people earlier this evening, when it was announced on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, that the points writers are awarded for writing stories will soon be redeemable for cash values...

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Funny story - Manchester United's Harry Maguire Challenges Liverpool's Andy Robertson To A Snooker Match

Manchester United's Harry Maguire Challenges Liverpool's Andy Robertson To A Snooker Match

They played in the same Premier League team in 2017, but central defender, Harry Maguire, and left-back, Andy Robertson, have gone up in the world since then, and the two friends are now star players for Manchester United and Liverpool, respectively.

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Funny story - Sajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins

Sajid Javid May Have Stolen One Million 50p Brexit Coins

Master of the Mint, Sajid Javid, is being held by officers from Scotland Yard this morning, after it was discovered a huge haul of special Brexit celebration 50p coins could not be accounted for. The commemorative coins should have gone into gener...

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Funny story - ‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality

‘Hi, Bros. I’m having a tough time’ Letter from Bank of England Governor to chancellor loses its formality

The BoE Governor, Andrew Bailey, has a duty to inform the Chancellor whenever national finances aren’t on track, but a leaked copy reveals ‘Could we perhaps reverse things and instead I’ll write when things are looking better? That means I won’t have…

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Funny story - Harry Maguire To Buy Some New Football Boots

Harry Maguire To Buy Some New Football Boots

Harry Maguire, the fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy of English football, who signed for Manchester United for £80million from Leicester City on Monday, says he might buy some new football boots, as a special treat to himself for becoming the most...

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Funny story - Trump's Face To Appear On New $1 And $1,000 Bills

Trump's Face To Appear On New $1 And $1,000 Bills

News is just emerging from Washington that new currency bills of $1 and $1,000 denominations will be issued in September this year, bearing the face of President Donald J. Trump. Whilst there will be no color change to the green $1 bill, the $1,00...

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Funny story - Report: ATM Not Sorry You Have Insufficient Funds

Report: ATM Not Sorry You Have Insufficient Funds

More problems arose today for the nation's beleaguered banks when it was revealed that all of their Automated-Teller Machines are not actually sorry that you have insufficient funds. The shocking revelation was outlined in a report released by the FS...

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Funny story - Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.

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Funny story - Harry Maguire Has Had 'Second Thoughts' About Manchester United

Harry Maguire Has Had 'Second Thoughts' About Manchester United

Having previously told news reporters he would never sign for Premier League football giants Manchester United because he hated them, Harry Maguire has now had 'second thoughts', and signed for the Reds on Monday, for a ridiculous £97million. Magu...

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Funny story - Football Setback As 2,500 Players Test Positive For Greed

Football Setback As 2,500 Players Test Positive For Greed

There was a catastrophe on the eve of the return of the football programme last night, when it was announced that a staggering 2,563 professional football players had tested positive for greed. The infected players came from every club. None ha...

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Funny story - Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...

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Funny story - Banks Are Stealing All Your Money

Banks Are Stealing All Your Money

News is emerging from a number of different sources that, under the very noses of millions of investors, banks are stealing the money they are supposed to be safeguarding. The awful and difficult-to-believe news was first aired on a bus going in t...

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Funny story - Harry Maguire Signs Affidavit Not To Let Jamie Vardy Score On September 14th

Harry Maguire Signs Affidavit Not To Let Jamie Vardy Score On September 14th

New Manchester United defender, Harry Maguire, who signed for the Reds from Leicester City for £80million on Monday, has signed a second legal document, an affidavit with the club's solicitors affirming that, when his new club meet his old club at Ol...

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Funny story - Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK

Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK

With the economic downturn in the UK expected to require quantitative easing, which is in effect, printing more money, cash machines, or ATMs, are to be brought in from Zimbabwe to help the British monetary system cope. "When we print more money,"...

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Funny story - Hollywood Icon Zsa Zsa Gabor Loses Fortune

Hollywood Icon Zsa Zsa Gabor Loses Fortune

Legendary 124-year-old screen queen Zsa Zsa Gabor and her husband Count Vlad Singismud have lost a fortune in the horrendous Bernie Madoff financial scandal, the Count claims. "We're mad as hatters, and we want our money back! Want our money back!...

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Funny story - Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Coronavirus Is God's Way Of Dealing With Capitalism

Financial analysts say that the Coronavirus is God's way of dealing with the capitalist system of economics, and that the entire mechanism is in danger of crumbling across the globe. The virus, Covid-19, which originated in China, has killed nearl...

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Funny story - Multi-Billionaire gives away life savings after finding out he was in the 1%

Multi-Billionaire gives away life savings after finding out he was in the 1%

New York- Multi-billionaire, Jack Moneybags, has given away 85% of his personal wealth this morning, after finding out that he was one of the few people in the top 1%. "This whole time, I thought having this much money was normal," says Mr. Mone…

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Funny story - African Prince's genuine cries for help hindered by Spam email filters

African Prince's genuine cries for help hindered by Spam email filters

Prince Mike Okoye, former Chief accountant of National Oil Nigeria PLC has explained today the issues that he faced when his cries for help via email were blocked by various Spam email filters. "I was in a desperate situation and was ready to pay...

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Funny story - The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

For many years, the late Wisconson Senator William Proxmire gave away prizes, called the Golden Fleece Awards, for excesses in government spending. Former winners included an $84,000 study to determine why people fall in love, another government fun...

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