Funny story - Who Wants To Be a Trllionaire? You, Because You Already Are One!

Who Wants To Be a Trllionaire? You, Because You Already Are One!

For centuries people have complained that they're poor because they have little or no money in their wallet or purse or geeky fanny-pack, but new insights have come forth that would seem to contradict the concept of rich or poor. Eminent math egg-…

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Funny story - The Feudal Reserve to print in blood

The Feudal Reserve to print in blood

Sleepy Hallow, Connecticut - Chairman of the Feudal Reserve, Graat “The Shark” White, held a small press conference here today to announce a plan to save on ink used for printing currency. “We only profit from the value of the money we print, b...

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Funny story - Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Robin Williams and Wife Set to Divorce Over His Excessive Hair

Comedian Robin Williams and his long-suffering wife are set to divorce after she filed against him claiming 'irreconcilable differences'.

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Funny story - Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Now Valued At Only £80

The Premer League season may only have kicked off three weeks ago, but after a disastrous weekend for Manchester United, when they were humbled 6-1 by Tottenham Hotspur at Old Trafford, fans are keen to offload 'liability' central defender and captai…

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Funny story - Marcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign

Marcus Rashford To Donate 90% Of His Salary To Hungry Kids Campaign

Marcus Rashford, the Manchester United and England striker who has done so much for hungry children by petitioning the government for free school meals during the lockdown, has "put his money where his mouth is", and has vowed to donate 90% of his sa…

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Funny story - Economists Predict Big Pay Increases for Economists

Economists Predict Big Pay Increases for Economists

New York City, NY - A group of economists at the New York Institute of Economics published a report forecasting a large increase in the salaries and rates paid to economists. Samuel Himes, one of the economists involved in preparing the report, said:...

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Funny story - A guide to cryptocurrency

A guide to cryptocurrency

Can't tell your Lolcoin from your Kardashian marks? Well never fear, Geoff Swag here. I'm going to tell you all you need to know about cryptocurrencies. Nowadays every c**t has got their own cryptocurrency. Even Timmy Mallett has his "Malletts". Y…

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Funny story - UK To Reintroduce Pre-Decimal Currency

UK To Reintroduce Pre-Decimal Currency

In the latest in a series of wacky inward-looking post-Brexit moves, the government has announced - much to the delight of Euro-haters - its intention to scrap the present system of currency used, and to revert back to the pounds, shillings and pence…

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Funny story - Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part

Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...

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Funny story - Man Finds Out He Is Going To Have To Do The Same Amount Of Work, For 40% Less Money

Man Finds Out He Is Going To Have To Do The Same Amount Of Work, For 40% Less Money

There was a nasty surprise in store for one man last week, when a meeting with his supervisor alerted him to the fact that, for the forseeable future, he is going to have to do exactly the same amount of work he usually does, but will be paid only 60…

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Funny story - John Terry to move back into Barking council house

John Terry to move back into Barking council house

The mysterious finances of Chelsea skipper John Terry took another twist last night when he and his family moved back to the area where he was born - straight into a four bed council house. The 'stun' newspaper revealed he remortgaged his home in...

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Funny story - Casino will offer direct pay flat fee option to premium customers

Casino will offer direct pay flat fee option to premium customers

Mel Stacksmiller, VP of New Business for the Darkstar Casino Group today announced a list of new “Elite Membership” packages to be made available in September at all their casinos. One of the most unique offerings is the top-of-the-line Platinum…

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Funny story - Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

Ron Paul's Excess Campaign Donations Pay National Debt Shortfall

30 Sep 07, CLUTE, TX, USNA-- Ron Paul's presidential campaign announces its volunteers have begun paying the national debt shortfall of the United States of North America on an ongoing basis. Campaign director Jesse Benton describes the effort as...

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Funny story - The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste

For many years, the late Wisconson Senator William Proxmire gave away prizes, called the Golden Fleece Awards, for excesses in government spending. Former winners included an $84,000 study to determine why people fall in love, another government fun...

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Funny story - A Bird in hand

A Bird in hand

President Bush spent New Year's Day slaughtering quail and urging Americans to eat beef, despite the threat of Mad Cow Disease. In a statement reminiscent of the President urging Americans to spend money in the aftermath of the stock market crash and...

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Funny story - Man To Be Paid In Peanuts

Man To Be Paid In Peanuts

A man who gave up a perfectly good job in Thailand to go to live and work in Cambodia five years ago, and subsequently found out that salaries in the latter country were about half what they were in the former, recieved even worse news this week, whe…

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Funny story - Mystery proposal for Trump's wall (WMP) sends ambulances screaming through the night

Mystery proposal for Trump's wall (WMP) sends ambulances screaming through the night

A dramatic new solution to funding The Wall has emerged. Where this idea came from is unclear, possibly inspired by former president George W. Bush yesterday. Mr. Bush delivered a stack of pizzas to government workers without pay due to the shu...

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Funny story - Man Forced To Economize After Further Salary Cut

Man Forced To Economize After Further Salary Cut

A man who, only weeks ago, was told that he would be receiving his full salary again after an earlier pay cut, has been told to brace himself once more, as a 50% reduction in remuneration will come into force from Monday. Five days before Christma…

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Funny story - Car Boot Sale Shut Down After Concerns Over The Quality Of Goods On Sale

Car Boot Sale Shut Down After Concerns Over The Quality Of Goods On Sale

A car boot sale that has been under the spotlight of consumer watchdogs for more than two years, has finally been shut down, after severe concerns about the quality of the items on sale. The sale, which has been held on Walton Street Car Park in H...

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Funny story - Bad breath rates 'rise when economy is booming'

Bad breath rates 'rise when economy is booming'

Bad breath rates among middle-aged workers go up during economic booms and dip when we are heading for a recession, according to W.H.O. (World Halitosis Organization). These breath-taking findings come from a survey of the GDP and bad-breath rates...

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