Anthony Weiner relocates to a better country
Anthony Weiner, the former Democratic congressman from New York, applied for citizenship in the Caribbean tax haven Saint Lucia, say sources. Weiner plans to make Amsterdam his second home and occasionally will make business trips to America after...
Read full storyLocal Man, Billions in Debt, Succeeds in Convincing Bank Manager to Stop Raising Interest Rates by Threatening to Fire Him
Washington - A local man residing on Pennsylvania Avenue, who owns dozens of business entities with billions in loans outstanding, has convinced the manager at a Washington area bank to stop the practice of raising interest rates on the loans to a "n...
Read full storyLottery Winner Gives Up Mansion In Florida And Moves To The Midwest To Fulfill Life-Long Dream Of Working In A Library
Claiming that he was "sick and tired" of gorgeous, scantily-clad women surrounding him all the time, beer, expensive wine, outstanding restaurant food, open bars with cool ocean breezes flowing through them, and endless romantic evenings on the beach...
Read full storyForeign Currency Markets In Turmoil
There was an uncomfortable day for many in the Foreign Currency Market yesterday, with many of the world's major players involved in an erratic rollercoaster ride. The US dollar performed well against Sterling, opening at £0.75 and closing at £0.7...
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Mystery proposal for Trump's wall (WMP) sends ambulances screaming through the night
Survey Says Dolphins Well Prepared for Retirement
George Lucas: 'Episode Zero, let's ROLL with it!'
Trump: the Dart of the Eel
Money Now Worth Nothing.
Most Stolen Item in America?
Scot Sir Fred Claims Purse Moths Have Consumed his £16M Pension
Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!
"Give us back our Money", says the Banks
Santa Claus is bulletproof - isn´t she?
Spoiled Children Fund forms to help the rich and sexy
Monopoly Money to become legal tender in Yorkshire
People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report
After surveys and statistical data were analyzed at the University of Colorado last week, the results indicated that people actually do cheat on each other constantly, while looking for more money as they steadfastly maintain a need to go to Church e...
Read full storyNASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration
NASA officials have defended the space agency's InSight probe to discover the interior structure of Mars, after facing pointed criticism, earlier in the week, that the project was an "astronomical waste of money". The landing on the surface of Ma...
Read full storyGlobus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington
President Trump’s decision to withdraw from Syria and drawdown in Afghanistan, has the nation’s capitol in a near state of paralysis. Even FOX News has turned on the President with accusations he is “refounding ISIS.” A hullabaloo of protest ha...
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Modern-Day Scrooge: "Enjoy Your Last Christmas, Suckers!"
BOSTON, MA, CHRISTMAS DAY -- Archibald C. Reilly III, born to a wealthy North Carolina family of tobacco barons in 1932, has spent his eighty-six years on this Earth with the single-minded purpose of accruing a vast amount of wealth. Through a long series of prudent investments, careful planning for each phase of his life, and an unwavering, miserly resolve to waste not a single penny earned, Mr.
Read full storyNo more taxes: here is how it will work
No more taxes. All the debt sold by the Federal Feserve will be canceled. Then the institution will be abolished. The Treasury itself will print all Dollars. Each Dollar printed will have an expiration date five years from the printing of the note. When this note is deposited in the bank the bank will record the expiration date whereupon the money expires. No tax forms will be required. The de...
Read full storyMan Finds £20 Note In Charity Shop Book
A man who bought a book from a charity shop in Cottingham near Hull, had the surprise of his life when he returned home and examined it, finding a £20 note that its original owner had been using as a bookmark! Moys Kenwood, 55, spotted the pristin...
Read full storyPensioner Gunned Down in London
Paddy O'Flynn had had enough it seems. He had decided to apply to his local housing authority for help with his rent having vacated his old house and moved into a rented apartment in Clapham Common, South London. That is where his troubles began. His wife Caitlin takes up the story. "They sent him a form to fill in. It was thick as the London Times. For three months he tried to figure it o...
Read full storyAmerica Not Ready for Trump Dollars, Announces Trump
New York, NY In a move that surprised no one but Trump's most devoted followers, Trump today announced that his "Trump Dollars" investments would be discontinued and that the Trump Dollar accounts had to be transferred to Trump's campaign fund. Trump...
Read full storyCrypto and fiat currencies to be replaced with Funny Money
London, England - The Queen, according to her Minister of Finance, has grown tired of gold and silver. Too heavy. Fiat currencies. Too numerous. Crypto currencies. Too cumbersome. As revealed to the FT by Lord Stinkenbottom, Finance Minister, a N...
Read full storyHarry Maguire To Feature On New £50 Note?
The news that the government has reversed its decision to scrap the £50 note, has met with cheer, and a call from football fans to include upon the note the face of England player, Harry Maguire, the team's hero at the Russia World Cup. The note...
Read full storyDollar obsolete - Amero to go into force April 1
WASHINGTON - A source reported that Amero will be cast out on April 1. It will replace dollar, peso and Canadian dollar. Exchange rates will be one Amero for peso, dollar or Canadian dollar. It is expected to be great stimulus to the economy of M...
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A Trip To The Mall
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Billionaire Leaves Fortune To Fortune Teller
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Murdock cancels 2008 Presidential Election - Appoints Paul President
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The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste
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HSBC to offer lessons in overcharging for tradesmen
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Google ends America's recession
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Bank Worker Sacked for Lending a Colleague a Tenner till next Wednesday
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Scamatology to Provide Each Remaining Member With Own Skyscraper
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A Billion Bucks Not Enough!
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The Potter Bank Opens in London
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Darling asks TV magicians to conjure up money
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Latest U.S. Stimulus Plan Unveiled
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US Children Concerned Parents Becoming More Money Minded
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Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK
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Blab, Blab, Blab
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Circuit Boards Are Back!
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The President of Peru Visits The White House With Some Great News
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Armageddon IS ... "The Bank of Atlantis "
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Beware The Sabre-Tooth Lawyer!
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Affluenza studies to include buckteria, greedoscopy, and the psychohath
