Prince Harry's playful purchase: Founding a kingdom on St. James Island
Prince Harry has boldly embarked on pursuing his royal dreams, splurging a whopping $60 million to claim his very own kingdom on St. James Island, nestled off the coast of St. Thomas. He has hatched a grand plan to erect a replica of Buckingham Pa…
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I want to be rich, how can I do it quickly?
While it's understandable that many people want to become wealthy quickly, there is no guaranteed or foolproof way to achieve this. Most legitimate paths to wealth require time, effort, and sometimes even luck. Beware of scams or get-rich-quick schem…
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Chinese Money Number One For Future Happy World of People Pets
China has teamed up with more shithole countries run by assholes in order to make itself Head Asshole Nation Of The World (HANOTW … shit, thought I almost had Han Solo there for a second … kinda looks like Hanoi.) BRICS is composed of five major e…
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The Super Incredible Stainless Steel Mattress for All Your Banking Needs
Do you have your money in a bank? Fool! Don’t you realize that all banks are trying to crash themselves so that crypto can become king? That way, no nation can tax the rich EVER since how can you tax crypto if it’s located in some Singaporean’s pants…
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Report: ATM Not Sorry You Have Insufficient Funds
More problems arose today for the nation's beleaguered banks when it was revealed that all of their Automated-Teller Machines are not actually sorry that you have insufficient funds. The shocking revelation was outlined in a report released by the FS...
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Man Is Going To Rob A Bank
An Englishman whose mind is in absolute turmoil with regard to how he is going to ensure the well-being of his young family after his own death, is going to rob a bank. The extremely ambitious plan was hatched today by Ken Moyswood (not real name)…
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The Golden Fleece Awards Restored For Government Waste
Harriet Tubman to Replace George Washington on US Dollar Bill
A Billion Bucks Not Enough!
Harry Maguire To Retire From Football
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Fed. to bail out failed hedge funds of Bear Stearns
Mafia Money being seized by Illuminati
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Bloom, Publisher and Advertiser, on Gender.
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Life Continues to Get “Bettor and Bettor” for Gambling Addict
End of the Rainbow elves sue Obama
The elves who reside at the end of the rainbow have filed a lawsuit against the Obama administration. The elves are claiming that his secret service broke into there houses in the middle of the night and confiscated all the gold they have saved u...
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Tiger Woods goes up against the odds
BBZ New: It has been reported that, Tiger Woods, is fighting against a monetary scam created to extract millions of dollars from his deep pocket. With all the disloyalty and extortion Woods has experienced in his life, he has come of age. He's rea…
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The Increased Use Of The 'More Money Than God' Adage Prompts Jesus To Reveal His Net Worth
You've heard the slogan a million times - 'He's got more money than God'. And every time you listened to the saying, there was never any documented funds to refer upon to support the outlandish claim. Well, now there is, thanks to Jesus officiall...
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Ray Winstone Lands EastEnders Part
Ray Winstone, the star of the cult 1979 movie, 'Scum', and 2000's 'Sexy Beast', is to make a guest star appearance in the upcoming Christmas edition of BBC soap, EastEnders, it has been revealed. He will then become a full member of the cast. Wins...
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Zimbabwe ATMs to be brought into the UK
With the economic downturn in the UK expected to require quantitative easing, which is in effect, printing more money, cash machines, or ATMs, are to be brought in from Zimbabwe to help the British monetary system cope. "When we print more money,"...
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Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!
The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton who proposed auctioning himself off to the highe...
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Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate
Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.
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Powdered Wigs Decree A Turing Fifty Pee
Hope has just arrived for trans people or anyone who is well-hated by today’s standards. Not to worry, sir or madam, but you will one day be loved. Just look at the new British 50 pound note! Alan Turing was forced to have chemical castration inst…
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Maryland Housewife Loses Lottery
Baltimore, MD - Despite six days of careful planning, Janet McNary learned Wednesday that she will not be receiving a lottery jackpot of over two-hundred million dollars. The 34-year-old McNary, a housewife from the suburbs of Maryland, had meticulo...
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Bernanke Pleased with Zimbabwe Visit
Harare, Zimbabwe. Ben Bernanke is very pleased with his visit at the central bank in the Zimbabwean capital, Harare. Dr. Bernanke is visiting his Zimbabwean colleague, Reserve Bank Governor Dr. Gideon Gono, and the Zimbabwe President, Dr. Robert Muga...
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Counterfeit Money Gang Go Into Receivership
A gang of criminals who invested more than a million dollars in machinery and expertise they needed to get their potentially lucrative money-printing business off the ground have declared their company insolvent after a cataclysmic mistake during the…
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Angelina Jolie is new Queen of Cambodia
LIN DI LOO, Cambodia -- Cambodia's king has declared actress Angelina Jolie Queen of Cambodia for her conservation work in the poverty-stricken country and the king is encouraging other Hollywood stars to come to Cambodia and give lots of money...
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