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Lottery Winner Gives Up Mansion In Florida And Moves To The Midwest To Fulfill Life-Long Dream Of Working In A Library

Funny story: Lottery Winner Gives Up Mansion In Florida And Moves To The Midwest To Fulfill Life-Long Dream Of Working In A Library

Claiming that he was "sick and tired" of gorgeous, scantily-clad women surrounding him all the time, beer, expensive wine, outstanding restaurant food, open bars with cool ocean breezes flowing through them, and endless romantic evenings on the beach...

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Local Man, Billions in Debt, Succeeds in Convincing Bank Manager to Stop Raising Interest Rates by Threatening to Fire Him

Funny story: Local Man, Billions in Debt, Succeeds in Convincing Bank Manager to Stop Raising Interest Rates by Threatening to Fire Him

Washington - A local man residing on Pennsylvania Avenue, who owns dozens of business entities with billions in loans outstanding, has convinced the manager at a Washington area bank to stop the practice of raising interest rates on the loans to a "n...

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Anthony Weiner relocates to a better country

Funny story: Anthony Weiner relocates to a better country

Anthony Weiner, the former Democratic congressman from New York, applied for citizenship in the Caribbean tax haven Saint Lucia, say sources. Weiner plans to make Amsterdam his second home and occasionally will make business trips to America after...

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People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report

Funny story: People Still Go To Church On Sunday While Cheating On Each Other And Looking For More Money, According To Report

After surveys and statistical data were analyzed at the University of Colorado last week, the results indicated that people actually do cheat on each other constantly, while looking for more money as they steadfastly maintain a need to go to Church e...

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Mystery proposal for Trump's wall (WMP) sends ambulances screaming through the night

Funny story: Mystery proposal for Trump's wall (WMP) sends ambulances screaming through the night

A dramatic new solution to funding The Wall has emerged. Where this idea came from is unclear, possibly inspired by former president George W. Bush yesterday. Mr. Bush delivered a stack of pizzas to government workers without pay due to the shu...

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Modern-Day Scrooge: "Enjoy Your Last Christmas, Suckers!"

Funny story: Modern-Day Scrooge: "Enjoy Your Last Christmas, Suckers!"

BOSTON, MA, CHRISTMAS DAY -- Archibald C. Reilly III, born to a wealthy North Carolina family of tobacco barons in 1932, has spent his eighty-six years on this Earth with the single-minded purpose of accruing a vast amount of wealth. Through a long series of prudent investments, careful planning for each phase of his life, and an unwavering, miserly resolve to waste not a single penny earned, Mr.

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Globus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington

Funny story: Globus militaris interruptus wreaks tsunami-like havoc in Washington

President Trump’s decision to withdraw from Syria and drawdown in Afghanistan, has the nation’s capitol in a near state of paralysis. Even FOX News has turned on the President with accusations he is “refounding ISIS.” A hullabaloo of protest ha...

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Man Finds £20 Note In Charity Shop Book

Funny story: Man Finds £20 Note In Charity Shop Book

A man who bought a book from a charity shop in Cottingham near Hull, had the surprise of his life when he returned home and examined it, finding a £20 note that its original owner had been using as a bookmark! Moys Kenwood, 55, spotted the pristin...

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NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

Funny story: NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

NASA officials have defended the space agency's InSight probe to discover the interior structure of Mars, after facing pointed criticism, earlier in the week, that the project was an "astronomical waste of money". The landing on the surface of Ma...

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No more taxes: here is how it will work

Funny story: No more taxes: here is how it will work

No more taxes. All the debt sold by the Federal Feserve will be canceled. Then the institution will be abolished. The Treasury itself will print all Dollars. Each Dollar printed will have an expiration date five years from the printing of the note. When this note is deposited in the bank the bank will record the expiration date whereupon the money expires. No tax forms will be required. The de...

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Harry Maguire To Feature On New £50 Note?

Funny story: Harry Maguire To Feature On New £50 Note?

The news that the government has reversed its decision to scrap the £50 note, has met with cheer, and a call from football fans to include upon the note the face of England player, Harry Maguire, the team's hero at the Russia World Cup. The note...

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Greedy Owner Blames Closure of Department Stores on Greedy Owners

Funny story: Greedy Owner Blames Closure of Department Stores on Greedy Owners

Billionaire businessman Mike Ashley has blasted "greedy landlords" for the closure of several House of Fraser department stores. The Sports Direct and Newcastle United FC owner stepped in to buy the historical chain for £90 million when it looked...

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Foreign Currency Markets In Turmoil

Funny story: Foreign Currency Markets In Turmoil

There was an uncomfortable day for many in the Foreign Currency Market yesterday, with many of the world's major players involved in an erratic rollercoaster ride. The US dollar performed well against Sterling, opening at £0.75 and closing at £0.7...

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Police on mail bandit Jane Doe: "She's quite a card!"

Funny story: Police on mail bandit Jane Doe: "She's quite a card!"

Milwaukee, Wisconsin—A 20-year-old US Postal Service worker, whom police are calling “Jane Doe,” admitted to having stolen over 6,000 greeting cards full of cash or checks. “But it wasn't for the money,” Doe insisted during her arraignment. She...

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Spoof Writers Reach Agreement Over Pay Offer

Funny story: Spoof Writers Reach Agreement Over Pay Offer

Spoof writers were said to be 'satisfied' last night after months of patient negotiations with Spoofboss Mark Lowton finally paid off. The writers emerged from the Lowton residence just before midnight on Monday evening, and set fire to a wheelie...

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Where are they now? Winston Bogarde, "Footballer"

Funny story: Where are they now? Winston Bogarde, "Footballer"

Don't you just love this man? Well, maybe you haven't heard of him, unlike the Chelsea football fans to whom he is notorious, although they barely saw him. He had the most infamous contract in football. Our Dutch hero played for Ajax until 1998 when he signed for Barcelona, so he wasn't half bad, and played for Barça 19 times while they won La Liga and the Copa del Rey. On the advice of comp...

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Man Finds $10 In His Pocket

Funny story: Man Finds $10 In His Pocket

When one man's wife asked him if he wanted her to wash his trousers at the weekend, he initially told her "no", but, at her insistence, gave in, and made a remarkable discovery! Moys Kenwood, 54, was in his bedroom on Sunday, when his wife appeare...

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Supermarket Mergers, Pacts And Other Such Shit

Funny story: Supermarket Mergers, Pacts And Other Such Shit

There was a swift reaction to the news earlier this week that supermarket giants Asda and Sainsbury were to merge, when several other major players also announced their own intentions to join forces. First to react was Tesco, who revealed that the...

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