On the stroke of midnight, three men will walk into a press conference and stun the world by announcing the end of money. Worldwide. Forever.
"Much in the same way that after a large bank job they change the design of fivers, we've decided that as the money situation is generally rubbish, we'll just abolish it' they prelimiarily statemented. 'If this means people focus less on the decline of the pound/real/whatever then good, it just might mean that the general population will have to beg for scraps/starve.'
Current predictions for what will take over from money as currency include body parts, cherries and Panini Football 85 stickers.
