Bishop Desmond Tutu wins big in Las Vegas

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Monday, 3 September 2007

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Former Chairman of South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission, Bishop Desmond Tutu, struck it rich at the slot machines on a wild weekend in Vegas.

"I'm rich beyond my wildest dreams", cackled the religious man as he gathered the 6 million dollar prize.

"All this lovely money and it's all mine,mine, mine", said the delighted holy man, "who would have thought that a one dollar bet could result in so much lovely money?"

Asked what he will do the cash, Bishop Tutu was solemn in his words.

"Oh course I have my people to think of.They have stuck by me through thick and thin and have been the liveblood of my ministry".

Bishop Tutu was of course referring to Carmen Electra, Wini Mandela and David Spade.

"All drinks on me", said the happy minister as he headed back out to the strip for another night time of debauchery.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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