LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting
LGBT groups have today been demonstrating once again, as is their wit - this time about Queerbaiting in music and television. Queerbaiting is a practice that involves making subtle hints within a song or show that it might contain some aspect of i...
Read full storyBonkers Sharia Lapidationfest As Sultan Re-Issues ‘Rainy Day Women #12 & 35’ Dylan Classic
Brunei, South China Sea - (Stone the Crows): In what may have been a misunderstanding about decriminalisation of the country’s draconian cannabis laws, Brunei’s Sultan Hass-anal Bolkiah, GCMG, KGB, DDT etc, has unexpectedly re-issued the 1966 Bob Dyl...
Read full storyJussie Smollett Cleared Of Attempting To Incite Race War
Jussie Smollett, the former Empire actor who was dropped by the show after his hoax racist and homophobic attack allegations, has been cleared by a court of any wrongdoing, and specifically of trying to incite a race war between black people and whit...
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Zac Efron Comes Out of the Closet
Gay fishing tournament up Shit Creek.
Gay man comes out of closet, but father makes him go back in
Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'
Gay masturbation totally different from hetero masturbation scientists say
Gay Dog Runs Amok On Worthing Seafront
"Derren Brown Made me Gay" Barrymore Speaks out
Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay
Collins Confirms 'Discovered Gayness' Was A Stipulation Of His Contract Extension With the Washington Wizards
Transvestite Drew Stares From Shoppers
State Sues Man for Child Support After Supplying Lesbian Couple with Sperm
Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)
Anti-drugs campaign causes controversy
The Police Service of Northern Ireland has broken records worldwide today as they began their new anti-drugs campaign and immediately reduced Belfast's drug consumption to zero. However, gay rights activists have called the campaign "crass" and "unbe...
Read full storyRound-the-World Navigation In Enormous LGBT-Colored Condom Has Begun
A hot-air balloon enthusiast who has, for years, harbored aspirations of making a round-the-world navigation, has set off on the journey in a specially-designed enormous condom in the colors of the LGBT movement. The pilot's name is Gaston Faggé,...
Read full storyJohn Leslie Marries Kit Harrington
Disgraced TV presenter John Leslie raced from court today in a morning suit, giving the finger to waiting reporters and vultures alike as he jumped into a waiting taxi. With minutes to spare he arrived at an Aberdeen Castle to greet members of the...
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Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin
Former women's tennis star, Martina Navrátilová, has announced that she has changed her name to 'Martin'. It's not immediately apparent why the 18-time Grand Slam singles winner has decided to make this alteration, but it is almost irrelevant, as...
Read full storyRaisman the Gay horse "sleeps with the fishes."
Raisman, a champion thoroughbred, was sent to heaven on Friday, after he was allegedly caught in sexual intercourse with another stallion. On one occasion, he tried to sniff the anus of a male employee at the Crown Prince Stables when it was time...
Read full storyGuy Caught Urinating In Gent's Public Toilets
Police were called to an incident at Paddington Station in London at the weekend, when a 28-year-old man was arrested for urinating in a public place - the Gentlemen's conveniences located on Platform 1. Guy Court, 28, was apprehended shortly afte...
Read full storyCars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
Read full storyJoanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism
The participants of The Guardian Weekend’s most recent Blind Date column, Joanne and Morgan, got more than they bargained for after a highly successful evening out propelled the pair into the public eye, and resulted in a claim of sexism by The Guard...
Read full storyGok Wan Outed as Heterosexual
Scandal hit Channel 4 last night as camp presenter and self-professed "Makeover Queen" Gok Wan was sensationally revealed to be as straight as a die. Wan, the presumed-to-be-gay host of hit show How to Look Good Naked, admitted at a press conferen...
Read full storyAlcoholics Go To War On Gays In PC Meltdown
Nashville Texas - Breaking news: the alcoholic population of the state of Texas today stood firmly behind their brothers and sisters in the state of New Mexico, who have universally condemned the teaching of sexual persuasion to their children in sta...
Read full storyHomophobic Man struggles with his Fear
Dateline: New York--Morris Jenkins suffers from a debilitating fear of homosexuals, commonly called homophobia. When in the presence of gay people, he ceases to function. "I remember the first time the terror struck me," he said. "I was at work on my computer, sitting in my cubicle, and a co-worker told me he's gay. My lower lip quivered, I screamed like I was looking into the face of Death, an...
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More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses
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European Golden Boy Scott Peterson is dominated by black power
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Gay Quiz: Are You Gay? Find Out Here!
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US Defense Secretary: Gays Should Die
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San Francisco Outlaws Same-Sex Bicycle Seats
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University of Tex Ass promotes new academic program
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Children's Book 'Tale of Peter Cottontail' Critized for Lack of Species Diversity
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Pastors Say Jimmy Carter Is Going To Hell
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Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium
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Altar boy caught bashing his Bishop!
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'A good Cock these days is hard to find' laments Undertones Feargal Sharkey in Hot Press Interview.
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Derren Brown admits he is a turd burglar
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"Star Trek" Sulu to Wed Spock After Gay "pon-farr" Emergency
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Homosexual Gangs Terrorize Inner City
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Heterosexuals set for War
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Gay Man Allows Boys To Play With His Toy Truck
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Gay Man Examines local Schoolboy's Tool
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Khloe Kardashian: Lamar Odom Is Not Gay, I Am 90% Sure Of That
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"Get thee behind me, Stan" and Other Biblical Misconceptions
