San Francisco To Open The World's First "All Gay" Mickey D's" Fast Food Restaurant
SAN FRANCISCO - (Satire News) - The American Foodie News Agency has just announced that "Fog City" will be opening up the world's first "Gay and Lesbian Only" fast food eatery. An executive for Mickey D's, Bruce P. Swishowitz, 34, said that the fr…
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Russia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality
MOSCOW – (Satire News) – The Kremlin has announced that they will no longer tolerate the comingling between same-sexers. Stavros Nickavich, spokesperson for the Kremlin, has made it clear that Moscow is not San Francisco, and anyone who wants to k…
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Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row
As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...
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Alabama Outlaws Gay & Lesbian Parades
MONTGOMERY, Alabama – (Satire News) – The extremely homophobic state of Alabama has just passed a law that will prohibit any homosexualized group, organization, or entity from having a parade within the city limits of any town or city in the state.
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Tens of Thousands of Gays and Lesbians Are Being Moved From Great Britain To Canada
LIVERPOOL, England – (UK Satire) – Liverpool’s Channel 92 Eye-Wittnesser News has reported that Canada is truly upset at the fact that the British government will be relocating tens of thousands of Gays and Lesbians from England to Canada. A repre…
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It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend
The 36-year-old David Tennant is considered by many viewers to be the best dressed incarnation yet of Time Lord Doctor Who. Far from milking his celebrity, though, he hardly ever speaks to the press. In this rare interview, his former boyfri...
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Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'
Polygamist to replace same-sex couples in Ikea's next TV and print media ads
Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams
New Homosexual Television Network to Begin Broadcasting
Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed
Gay Man Takes Schoolboys up the Back Passage
Lady Gaga excommunicated after becoming a priest
Elton John Divorces his glasses
Gay conversion therapy proves effective
Kate Middleton: My gay heartbreak
Russian President Putin Announces He Has Found a Way to Discourage Gayism
Gay Cuban Catcher Called Up to the Mets
Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State
PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The state of Mississippi is thrilled at the fact that there are only three gays residing in the entire state. A spokesperson for the bright red state, who said his name was Bubba, told reporter Margarita M…
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The Pope Says That Gay Is Just A Three-Letter Word For Happy
THE VATICAN, Italy – (World Satire) – The Vatican Voice reports that Pope Francis has had a bit of a change of heart regarding the world of gaydom. The VV states that after lots of soul searching Pope Fran, as Piers Morgan calls him, has let it be…
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North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) holds first Pride Parade
The San Francisco chapter of North American Man/Boy Love Association or as it's more commonly known, NAMBLA, held it's first gay pride parade this weekend to coincide with Boy Scout week. Thousands of little boy loving deviants donned their sancti...
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LGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity
The LGBT organization is to create a religious mecca for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals, Transgenders, and liberal Straight people, in San Francisco, named Worship City. "We created the center out of necessity after being rejected by other religious insti…
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Gay Wise Men outrage Nativity scene visitors
Rome - (Ass Mess): Local residents have expressed condemnation and outrage at this year's traditional Nativity scene outside St Peter's Square which has portrayed the Magi as gay nomads looking for succour (sic) in Herod's hellish kingdom...
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LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...
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Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show
As the furore surrounding 'same sex' couples in this year's 'Strictly Come Dancing' rumbles on unabated, the BBC has announced that new Tottenham Hotspur manager, José Mourinho, will 'team up' with his predecessor, Mauricio Pochettino, in the show's...
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Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick
A male actor in a TV advertisement for some potato chips, was wearing an extraordinary amount of lipstick, leading one viewer to think, not unreasonably, that the man might have been a homosexual. The chips, Jacks, a product by Calbee, are delicio...
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LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors
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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
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Elton John is not actually gay
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LGBT Opens Worship City to Help Humanity
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Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State
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Tens of Thousands of Gays and Lesbians Are Being Moved From Great Britain To Canada
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The Pope Says That Gay Is Just A Three-Letter Word For Happy
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San Francisco To Open The World's First "All Gay" Mickey D's" Fast Food Restaurant
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Gay Wise Men outrage Nativity scene visitors
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It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend
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North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) holds first Pride Parade
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The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender
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Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick
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Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show
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Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row
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The Three Little Pigs and The Gay Wolf
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Russia Has a Sure-Fire Plan To Discourage Homosexuality
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Alabama Outlaws Gay & Lesbian Parades
