It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend
The 36-year-old David Tennant is considered by many viewers to be the best dressed incarnation yet of Time Lord Doctor Who. Far from milking his celebrity, though, he hardly ever speaks to the press. In this rare interview, his former boyfri...
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North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) holds first Pride Parade
The San Francisco chapter of North American Man/Boy Love Association or as it's more commonly known, NAMBLA, held it's first gay pride parade this weekend to coincide with Boy Scout week. Thousands of little boy loving deviants donned their sancti...
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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...
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Arse Bandits can no longer be called "shirtlifters"
A spokesman for Cockney comedian Jim Davidson expressed disappointment at the decision of the Politically Correct Forum criticising Davidson for calling a Big Brother winner a shirtlifter and sacking...
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George Washington Gay
New documents found in a Mount Vernon chest prove that George Washington sucked dick. The letters were found in a chest that was tucked away in the attic of George and Martha's Mt. Vernon mansion. Most of the 180 letters were written to John Cre...
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Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes
In a dramatic role reversal, an openly gay athlete, Michael Sam, who is getting ready to enter the 2014 NFL draft, has decided to protest against openly straight athletes. Sams made national headlines last month with his decision to come out publicl...
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Ellen Degenarate Marries Greek Porn Star
Are You Gay or Straight?
The NBA Announces It Will Use Pink Basketballs In Honor of Gay Pride Month
Russia successfully tests giant fuel-air bomb; its new Heterosexual Bomb to counter the U.S. Gay Bomb
Homosexual Activity Killing Business at Adam Lambert's Taco Stand
Real Madrid sign new "wonder kid"
Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Lance Bass To Star in "The Three Singing Gay Caballeros"
Elton John's Cooking May Kill
More sexy pics of Vanessa Hudgens appear on the Web; caught playing tonsil-hockey with her 'girlfriend' in hot seductive lesbian poses
The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders New Video To Feature Shaven George Michael
Gay fishing tournament up Shit Creek.
Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed
Most people have heard of gay penguins, but gay spiders? Professor Quentin Webb of the University of West Ingtime has spent years studying them and has published his astonishing findings. According to Professor Webb, homosexuality is rampant among...
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Exposed! Liberace Was Gay!
A shocking new book is out about Merv Griffin that very definitely reaches the conclusion that the beloved pianist, Liberace with the beautiful smile and kind voice of every mother's dream, was in fact, gay. This new book reportedly details the i...
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American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina
CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - The singer who received his big break on American Idol back in 2003, has just announced that he plans to run for senator from the state of North Carolina. Aiken, who took second place on American Idol's season two, stil...
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Elton John is straight - ex reveals all
Buckinghamshire, England - "Elton John is straight" that's the startling statement, Elton John's ex-boyfriend Benny Anthejets has made to Gaytime is Goodtime Gossip Magazine. Anthejets spilled the beans on his sordid affair with John back in the...
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List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer
Than Franthisco, CA (IP) - A super computer at Berkely has been used to create a list of men's names which indicate that a man is not a heterosexual.
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First gay Dunkin’ Donuts opens in Cincinnati!
One of America’s most popular coffee chains has burst into the modern age with the first sexual preference-specific, LGBTQ-themed Dunkin’ Donuts store in downtown Cincinnati. Lots of fanfare and glitz on display for passersby at the grand opening yes…
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Homeless Homo Hobo Forms New Political Movement
BOSTON, MA - Frank Barney, a homosexual homeless man residing on Newbury Street held a press conference today to announce the formation of a new political movement, The PEE-Party. Barney said "We are tired of having to urinate in alleys and sleep...
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The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom--his very name spells disaster. Not surprisingly, this gray-armored, green-robed, hoodie-clad supervillain remains one of Marvel Comics' most popular bad guys ever--so popular, in fact, that he is often soon retired after appearing, for an issue of two, usually in The Fantastic Four, the comic book that showcased his origin, for fear that he will eclipse the superheroes he fights. Not the...
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Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show
As the furore surrounding 'same sex' couples in this year's 'Strictly Come Dancing' rumbles on unabated, the BBC has announced that new Tottenham Hotspur manager, José Mourinho, will 'team up' with his predecessor, Mauricio Pochettino, in the show's...
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Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams
"Ooh! Isn't he bold?" as Julian and Sandy would say to "Mr. 'Orne" in the heyday of Polari, or the old British gay slang. Julian and Sandy's use of Polari on the BBC radio comedy "Round the Horne" introduced Polari to a mass audience, identifying them as gay to those in the know. Round the Horne's use of it ultimately led to Polari's near-demise as a means of communication between gay men. I su...
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Arse Bandits can no longer be called "shirtlifters"
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Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland
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Gay tarantulas' behaviour revealed
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Where are they now? Polari as spoken by Kenneth Williams
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Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show
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First gay Dunkin’ Donuts opens in Cincinnati!
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Shrek Comes Out But Insists That He Is Bi, Not Just Gay
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Elton John is straight - ex reveals all
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Exposed! Liberace Was Gay!
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George Washington Gay
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North American Man/Boy Love Association (NAMBLA) holds first Pride Parade
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Homeless Homo Hobo Forms New Political Movement
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The True Story of Marvel Comics' Dr. Doom
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American Idol's Clay Aiken Announces He Is Running For Senator of North Carolina
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Michael Sam Plans to Protest Against Openly Straight Athletes
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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars
