Funny story: Phillip Schofield tells world how he faked his orgasms with his wife for 27 years and had to fantasize about Noel Edmonds to get an erection

Phillip Schofield tells world how he faked his orgasms with his wife for 27 years and had to fantasize about Noel Edmonds to get an erection

In a lovely, heart-warming moment for gay pride and diversity, children’s entertainer Phillip Schofield, who recently told the world that he is gay, and had been deceiving his wife about his sexuality for 27 years, admitted that, in order, to have se...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

It's been claimed that Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who, last week, came out of the closet to reveal his homosexuality, often becomes sexually aroused when he has to interview a male guest. Or so I heard. The news comes fr...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Seen Mincing In Arndale Centre

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Seen Mincing In Arndale Centre

Excited and amazed shoppers stood and gawped in the Manchester Arndale Centre last Saturday afternoon, as the Manchester United and England central defender, Harry Maguire - ostensibly on a shopping trip - passed amongst them executing a perfect minc...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield: My Wife Turned Me Gay

Phillip Schofield: My Wife Turned Me Gay

Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who 'came out' as homosexual last week, is said to have claimed that Stephanie Lowe, his partner of 27 years, turned him gay. Schofield, 57, said that he had known about his gayness for at least t...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

When 'This Morning' TV presenter, Phillip Schofield, admitted last week, that he was a homosexual, and had been hiding this from his wife for years, the news came as a complete surprise to one man who was a regular viewer of the show. Ernest Gulle...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Reacting to the surprising news that one of their former players, Jeff Rohrer, is to marry a man, the Dallas Cowboys have signalled their support for him by revealing plans that they are to erect a statue of the former linebacker outside their AT&...

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Funny story: Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick

Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick

A male actor in a TV advertisement for some potato chips, was wearing an extraordinary amount of lipstick, leading one viewer to think, not unreasonably, that the man might have been a homosexual. The chips, Jacks, a product by Calbee, are delicio...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger whose goal helped the Reds to win last night's Champions League Final in Moscow, is to be given the freedom of Manchester's Gay Quarter as a result of his services to the area. The Portuguese player...

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Funny story: The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

News is emerging from the little-known South-East Asian country of Brunei Darussalam this morning, that the nation's mega-rich leader, the Sultan of Brunei, is as bent as a nine bob note. Hassanal Bolkiah, whose real name is Haji Hassanal Bolkiah...

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Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Funny story: Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...

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Funny story: Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show

Mauricio Pochettino And José Mourinho To 'Same Sex' Dance On Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Show

As the furore surrounding 'same sex' couples in this year's 'Strictly Come Dancing' rumbles on unabated, the BBC has announced that new Tottenham Hotspur manager, José Mourinho, will 'team up' with his predecessor, Mauricio Pochettino, in the show's...

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Funny story: Bisexuals And Pansexuals To Meet To Discuss Whether Or Not They Are They Same Thing

Bisexuals And Pansexuals To Meet To Discuss Whether Or Not They Are They Same Thing

To try to resolve the ongoing confusion over whether or not Bisexuals and Pansexuals are the same thing, a conference on the subject has been announced, and will take place in February in London. The issue has been brought to a head by Lib Dem MP,...

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Funny story: Elton John is not actually gay

Elton John is not actually gay

For decades, Elton John has prided himself on being one of the most annoyingly obvious homosexuals on Earth. However, his apparent act as a "brown dirt cowboy" is based on a lie. TheSpoof can exclusively reveal that Elton is, in fact, a half-man,...

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Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.

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Funny story: Hitler's Ladyboys!

Hitler's Ladyboys!

Berlin - When the old eastern bloc finally crumbled in upon it's own decaying Stalinist foundations; it wasn't only hordes of badly dressed east Germans that flocked into the gaudy neon strasses of west Berlin; following closely behind the mu...

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Funny story: Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

Monster Trucks, are 'not gay.'

LGBT officials interrupted during speech by, 'Monster trucks, are not gay.' "Apparently his name is Timmy Tucker. He's a Monster Truck driver. We weren't even on the subject of Monster Trucks!? We never even mention them..." 'We're not on the s...

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Funny story: List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

List of Male Gay Names Revealed by Computer

Than Franthisco, CA (IP) - A super computer at Berkely has been used to create a list of men's names which indicate that a man is not a heterosexual.

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Funny story: Deep State Raising Gay Amphibian Martian Army

Deep State Raising Gay Amphibian Martian Army

INFO WARS-Well, we hate to say that we told you so, but actually we love it! In a recent knee-quaking, penis-swelling phone call with President Trump, we were given the "definitive-skinny" on what is going on in regards to the most recent threat...

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Funny story: London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

London Homophobic Night Bus Attack Boys Face Being Bummed On Live TV As Punishment

The four boys arrested and charged with the homophobic attack of two women who refused to kiss for them on a London bus in May, may have to face an extraordinary punishment if convicted - a sound, powerful and sustained bumming by muscular gay men,...

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