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Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Funny story: Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Former women's tennis star, Martina Navrátilová, has announced that she has changed her name to 'Martin'. It's not immediately apparent why the 18-time Grand Slam singles winner has decided to make this alteration, but it is almost irrelevant, as...

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Raisman the Gay horse "sleeps with the fishes."

Funny story: Raisman the Gay horse "sleeps with the fishes."

Raisman, a champion thoroughbred, was sent to heaven on Friday, after he was allegedly caught in sexual intercourse with another stallion. On one occasion, he tried to sniff the anus of a male employee at the Crown Prince Stables when it was time...

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Guy Caught Urinating In Gent's Public Toilets

Funny story: Guy Caught Urinating In Gent's Public Toilets

Police were called to an incident at Paddington Station in London at the weekend, when a 28-year-old man was arrested for urinating in a public place - the Gentlemen's conveniences located on Platform 1. Guy Court, 28, was apprehended shortly afte...

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Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

Funny story: Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

The participants of The Guardian Weekend’s most recent Blind Date column, Joanne and Morgan, got more than they bargained for after a highly successful evening out propelled the pair into the public eye, and resulted in a claim of sexism by The Guard...

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Gok Wan Outed as Heterosexual

Funny story: Gok Wan Outed as Heterosexual

Scandal hit Channel 4 last night as camp presenter and self-professed "Makeover Queen" Gok Wan was sensationally revealed to be as straight as a die. Wan, the presumed-to-be-gay host of hit show How to Look Good Naked, admitted at a press conferen...

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Alcoholics Go To War On Gays In PC Meltdown

Funny story: Alcoholics Go To War On Gays In PC Meltdown

Nashville Texas - Breaking news: the alcoholic population of the state of Texas today stood firmly behind their brothers and sisters in the state of New Mexico, who have universally condemned the teaching of sexual persuasion to their children in sta...

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Homophobic Man struggles with his Fear

Funny story: Homophobic Man struggles with his Fear

Dateline: New York--Morris Jenkins suffers from a debilitating fear of homosexuals, commonly called homophobia. When in the presence of gay people, he ceases to function. "I remember the first time the terror struck me," he said. "I was at work on my computer, sitting in my cubicle, and a co-worker told me he's gay. My lower lip quivered, I screamed like I was looking into the face of Death, an...

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