Funny story: Man Wants To Know If Saying Nice Things About LGBT+ Will Help Him Get Ahead

Man Wants To Know If Saying Nice Things About LGBT+ Will Help Him Get Ahead

A man who instinctively feels that there is something 'not quite right' about the LGBT+ movement and its members, wants to know if it would benefit him in any way, should he show some 'fake support' for the movement. The man, who, to protect his a...

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Funny story: Wise Old Owl Asks Farmer What Gay Pride Is All About

Wise Old Owl Asks Farmer What Gay Pride Is All About

There was once a farmer who lived on a farm. The farm had an old barn, and in the barn, a wise old owl used to spend his evenings watching and listening for mice, so that he could enjoy one for his supper. The farmer's name was Brian Farmer. He li...

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Funny story: Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick

Man In Potato Chips Advert Was Wearing Far Too Much Lipstick

A male actor in a TV advertisement for some potato chips, was wearing an extraordinary amount of lipstick, leading one viewer to think, not unreasonably, that the man might have been a homosexual. The chips, Jacks, a product by Calbee, are delicio...

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Funny story: LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting

LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting

LGBT groups have today been demonstrating once again, as is their wit - this time about Queerbaiting in music and television. Queerbaiting is a practice that involves making subtle hints within a song or show that it might contain some aspect of i...

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Funny story: It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend

It's ok to think Doctor Who is gay, says David Tennant's ex-boyfriend

The 36-year-old David Tennant is considered by many viewers to be the best dressed incarnation yet of Time Lord Doctor Who. Far from milking his celebrity, though, he hardly ever speaks to the press. In this rare interview, his former boyfri...

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Funny story: Elton John is not actually gay

Elton John is not actually gay

For decades, Elton John has prided himself on being one of the most annoyingly obvious homosexuals on Earth. However, his apparent act as a "brown dirt cowboy" is based on a lie. TheSpoof can exclusively reveal that Elton is, in fact, a half-man,...

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Funny story: Progressive Christian Therapist Secretly Judges Gay Client for Being Too Well-Adjusted

Progressive Christian Therapist Secretly Judges Gay Client for Being Too Well-Adjusted

Unlike most of his fundamentalist Christian fellows, progressive Christian psychologist Lee Haley of Nashville, Tennessee, doesn’t believe that gay men are doomed to hell or in need of therapeutic “conversion,” but he admitted to secretly judging his...

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Funny story: Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Martina Navratilova Changes Her Name To Martin

Former women's tennis star, Martina Navrátilová, has announced that she has changed her name to 'Martin'. It's not immediately apparent why the 18-time Grand Slam singles winner has decided to make this alteration, but it is almost irrelevant, as...

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Funny story: Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

Joanne and Morgan's Guardian Blind Date Leads to Claim of Sexism

The participants of The Guardian Weekend’s most recent Blind Date column, Joanne and Morgan, got more than they bargained for after a highly successful evening out propelled the pair into the public eye, and resulted in a claim of sexism by The Guard...

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Funny story: Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3 to Include First Gay Scene Between Two Cars

Cars 3, the third instalment of the highly popular Disney/Pixar Studios films about a bunch of racing cars, will feature the first gays scene between two cars in film history. In a move that will please liberals and shock republicans in equal meas...

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Funny story: LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

LeBron James of The Miami Heat Responds To The Gay Rumors

MIAMI - LeBron James was asked about the recent gay rumors that have just surfaced regarding him. He explained to Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he and his fiancée were both shocked beyond belief when the rumor first surfaced...

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Funny story: Erotic art

Erotic art

Erotic art is an excuse, in the form of sketches, paintings, sculptures, and other media, to show naked people, many of whom are depicted as engaging in "erotic" (a codeword for sexual) activities. Although some people try to distinguish between erotic art and pornography, no argument for such a distinction has ever been generally accepted, and most people agree that one person's erotic art is ano...

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Funny story: Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...

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Funny story: Bush Admits Affair With Lola A.K.A. Mark Foley; Jealous Rove Threatens To Become Another Washington "Deep Throat"

Bush Admits Affair With Lola A.K.A. Mark Foley; Jealous Rove Threatens To Become Another Washington "Deep Throat"

The Republican Party known for its tribade salaciousness and back door buggery took another severe hit today after the president came out of the closet and admitted to an affair with former Florida congressman, Mark Foley. "I just couldn't k...

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Funny story: Man Caught Urinating In Gent's Public Toilets

Man Caught Urinating In Gent's Public Toilets

Police were called to an incident at Paddington Station in London at the weekend, when a 28-year-old man was arrested for urinating in a public place - the Gentlemen's conveniences located on Platform 1. Guy Court, 28, was apprehended shortly afte...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Proudly Boasts: We Ain't Got No Gays In Louisiana

MONROE, Louisiana - The multi-millionaire leader of Duck Dynasty's Robertson family, Phil Robertson has just made a strong statement to Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant Magazine. The 67-year-old long beared patriarch of the Louisiana family stated th...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Nashville Man Really F***s Up

Undeterred by his friends’ comments that coquettishly sexy Amanda Schumaker, blue-blooded daughter of the CEO of a national fast food chain, was way out of his league, Luke Hayden of Nashville, Tennessee, successfully pursued the society belle, only...

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood

Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood

(New York--New York) Publishing giant Random House today announced the title of Lynne Spears, mother to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears, new book on parenting, "I'm O.K, My Kids' Suck!" (New Dehli--India) An Indian court has suspended an arrest warrant against Richard Gere for publicly kissing a Bollywood actress. Reacting to the sudden dismissal, the Buddhist "American Giglio"'s ex-wife, Cindy...

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Funny story: The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...

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Funny story: Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

Snooker is 'Kinda Gay'

'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.

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