England footballer John Terry has come out and denied that he is actually a cross dressing pervert.
Recent revelations in the British gutter press suggested that 'Lucky' Lucy Smith was a looky-likey for the Chelsea captain.
Strapping Big John told me that he has never even been to see a doctor about gender bending surgery and will definitely not be looking at what the other boys have in the showers after the game.
'I don't have any problem with chicks who have dicks but I won't be tackling one any time soon' he told us. 'They are welcome to come and watch my ball skills under Big Phil Scolari any time'.
