Tom Cruise Comes Out Of The Closet

Written by d howdy

Monday, 5 February 2007

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Tom? You in there?

Tinseltown today went into overdrive after the shock announcement that Tom Cruise has finally come out of the closet.

Tom's marriage to Katie Holmes seemed to be fine until this dramatic announcement from a Cruise spokesperson, Julie Hausman. "As soon as he was back from his honeymoon, Tom went into a closet. He stayed in there until this morning."

It is reported that Katie Holmes was near breaking point since Tom's entrance into the closet but is said to be delighted that he has at last come out of said closet.

"I was so worried that he might never come out of the closet and that his child may never see him again," said Holmes.

Speaking to Oprah Winfrey over a banana milkshake, Tom confided, "it was like a magic land in there. At the back was some snow, a lampost and a faun who was actually shorter than I was."

Tom's new movie Mission Impossible: 4 - escape from Narnia is never coming out.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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