Is My Girlfriend Straight? QUIZ

Funny story written by mcjlsat

Thursday, 7 October 2010

Girls: Have you ever felt that your girlfriend was Straight? If you did, could you see the signs? If not keep reading and fill out the quiz to find out just how Straight your girl might be.

1.) Does she have more friends who are girls or more who are guys?

2.) Does she go out of her way to see boys?

3.) Has she ever dated a boy?

4.) Does she tell you what she is doing often?

5.) Does she usually tell you where she is?

6.) Does she ever ask permission to go somewhere?

7.) Is she dressing differently?


Here will show the results and points. When finished add up points and refer to the bottom of this page to find out the truth.

1.) If girls - 2 points
If guys - 0 points

2.) If yes - 0 points
If no - 2 points

3.) If yes - 1 point
If no - 2 points

4.) If yes - 2 points
If no - 1 point

5.) If yes - 2 points
If no - 1 point

6.) If yes - 2 points
If no - 1 point
7.) If yes - 1 point
If no - 2 points


0-4: Totally straight
5-8: Starting to turn straight
9-11: Thinking about turning staight
12-14: Totally gay

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