Elton John's Cooking May Kill

Funny story written by Knowles

Tuesday, 25 May 2010

Sir Elton John's partner David Furnish says the singer is hopeless in the kitchen and has no idea about basic cooking, though stops short about how he is in bed!

Sir Elton John can't cook, but does that matter? After all Elton has enough money to hire full-time chefs to serve his needs around the clock.

Now his partner, David, says Elton is hapless in the kitchen and leaves him to prepare most of their meals when they are at home together.

David says he's the chef of the two of us, though I don't how he actually gets the time with travelling and keeping Elton happy in bed.

The sometime bitch bomb Elton. doesn't cook and if you want to keep your life don't even think about asking him questions about cooking, he wouldn't know what to say......in fact you'll no doubt cop a dirty tongue lashing.

You'd think twice about eating anything Elton cooked, as I would think it may very well kill you.

The couple eat most of the time and David admitted even Elton can get in a puff doing that, "there was one funny incident recently we went to a Japanese restaurant in January and we both ordered dishes you had to cook yourself, but Elton didn't know, so he just sat there panic stricken."

These two have been together for 16 years but married four years ago.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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