Mississippi Reports That There Are Only 3 Gays Living in The Entire State

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 23 December 2021

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Pedicurist Gaylord "Winky" Fuddlebock, is one of only three gays who live in Mississippi.

PASCAGOULA, Mississippi – (Satire News) – The state of Mississippi is thrilled at the fact that there are only three gays residing in the entire state.

A spokesperson for the bright red state, who said his name was Bubba, told reporter Margarita Mixx with the Wild Whispers News Agency, that last year Mississippi had 7 gays, but 4 moved to San Francisco, two moved to Quebec, Canada, and one is secretly working at Mar-a-Lago as a pastry chef.

When asked if the three remaining gays are being discriminated against, Bubba replied, “Why hell yes Missy! How do you think that we were able to get rid of 7 of ‘em.”

He went on to say that the remaining three all live in the same apartment building in the port city of Buloxi and the state has talked to the apartment manager about having him raise their apartment rent from $900 to $3,000 per month. ■

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