Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check
Santa Cataliner, Californication - The SNOPES cat is recovering from a massive coronary event it suffered after its irascible owners tried to use pages from TheSpoof.com to train the cat to "fact check". The cat normally indicates that all facts a…
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German cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!
Eifel, Germany: A cat has been discovered with a quite unique phobia, and has been sent to the Robert Koch Institute, Munich, for further examination. A farm cat, non-domestic, named Anton, not from Tyrol, was seen twitching, blinking and running for…
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World's hairiest pussy!
Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade
A man who was merely minding his own business perusing the pages of a satirical news website, has told how he was affronted with an image of live dogs in a cage, and an order to: "Stop the Dog and Cat Meat Trade" and to: "TAKE ACTION TODAY"…
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Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty
"No matter what else I have going on, all she ever wants is to be snuggled and cuddled and stroked," said Wade Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his beloved feline animal companion, Ginny. "I hate to say it, but honestly, she can be a little...
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Non-Binary Kitten Pushing Boundaries in ‘Bama
A six-week-old kitten is pushing gender boundaries in conservative Huntsville, Alabama, maintaining the name given her shortly after birth, before her sex had been determined, even after it was revealed that "Johnny” – named for recently deceased leg...
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Cat may hold clue to clawing back data loss
Oldest cat in America dies, shocking discovery made
Martha Stewart A Crazed Cat Woman?
Ipswich Man Wins Right to Eat Cat
Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens
Dog Was Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Rent-A-Pal Offers Home Delivery
Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner
Telepathic Cats
Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief
Impressionist cat is the favourite to win Britain's Got Talent
Local man's Psychic Cat Predicts Easy England Win
Guilty Verdict for Chavette Cat Killer
A 16-year-old Camberwell chavette has been ordered to perform 200 hours of community service work for the crew of HMS Belfast after being found guilty of drowning a cat which lived on the battleship. The teenager, Chantelle McSlagrat, who can't b...
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Confused cat killed
A black cat called 'Mike', who successfully sued his former owner for not recognizing that he is in fact a white dog trapped inside the wrong body with the wrong-colored skin, has died. The lawsuit, which was filed last week in Fort Lauderdale, F...
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National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It
WEST CHESTER, PA--Although we celebrate National Kick the Cat Day, we do not advocate kicking cats literally; and we hasten to assure you that no cats were harmed during the writing of this monograph. We celebrate, instead, the existential notion of...
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Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him
Although Trent Harwood of Nashville, Tennessee, does his best not to take things personally, he admitted to questioning whether his cat, Sheba, truly respects him. "Sometimes I feel like she's playing with me," said Harwood of the alluring Abyssin...
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Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible
Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...
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Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It
A cat which bit a woman's leg for no reason whatsoever other than it is a very bad cat, has been accused, investigated, convicted and sentenced to death, and has subsequently been put on Death Row. The cat, which is a ginger color, bit my wife the...
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A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, recently conducted a national survey to determine the worst cat names in the United States. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox, who has four cats, stated that over 825,000 individuals participated in the nationwide poll. Many of the participants submitted foreign cat names, but it was decided that these names would not be used since a...
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Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats
Unlike other astrologers, who rely on the mundane, the analog, and the antiquated to arrive at their “predictions,” Catmando boldly goes where no members of the cosmological fraternity dare to venture, predicting the future almost before it happens a...
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Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin
Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...
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Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand
The death of German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld on Tuesday, and the subsequent revelations about his will, might well mean huge changes ahead for the Lagerfeld empire. Lagerfeld, 85, left his $200million fashion empire entirely in the hands of...
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Grieving Woman Finds Difficult People Refreshing to Be Around
After losing her beloved feline companion of over twelve years, Sammy, Melanie Meadows of New York City could scarcely stem the tide of tears that threatened to surge from her eyes at any given moment, but soon learned, to her relief, that unpleasant...
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Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now
Lucie Farrell received a great deal of sympathy from her coworkers immediately following the unexpected death of her 12-year-old feline companion, Luke, but after several weeks had passed, most of them agreed amongst themselves that she really ought...
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Lewis Court Seeks Solomon To Decide Cat Case
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Evolution Takes GIANT Leap Forward: NY Cat Turns Vegan!
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Pope Blesses Valentine Marriage of Dog And Cat
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Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
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New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children
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Cat Put Amongst Pigeons
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Cat attacks Goblin
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Scientist Gets in Trouble For Skinning Cat
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Gay Larry the Downing Street cat is pregnant!
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Not ALL Cats Killing Billions Of Animals Claims Baltimore Man
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Biden Uses Slain Cop's Funeral To Unveil New Book On Fart Jokes
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Caitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery
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World's First Cat Mohel Opens For Business
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Cat Attack Caught On Video
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New York Woman Ostracized for Not Liking Puppy Videos
