The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…
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World's hairiest pussy!
Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Betty Friedan has an old puss
A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…
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Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens
The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected. Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...
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Rent-A-Pal Offers Home Delivery
We all know the economy is in a state of "recession," "depression," or "screwed-upness," depending upon which expert you ask. This uncertain future leaves many people hesitant to accept the long term commitment of pet o...
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National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It
WEST CHESTER, PA--Although we celebrate National Kick the Cat Day, we do not advocate kicking cats literally; and we hasten to assure you that no cats were harmed during the writing of this monograph. We celebrate, instead, the existential notion of...
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Super quantum computer now available to the public
Karl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat
Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row
Leader of Killing Cats in US is reincarnated Pol Pot
New York Woman Ostracized for Not Liking Puppy Videos
Cat-Pie Poster Infuriates Small Town
Confused cat killed
Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.
Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check
Vacant Man Continues to Come Up with Things to Say
First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel
Geriatrics Conquer Europe: Economic impact of aging
Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand
The death of German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld on Tuesday, and the subsequent revelations about his will, might well mean huge changes ahead for the Lagerfeld empire. Lagerfeld, 85, left his $200million fashion empire entirely in the hands of...
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Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...
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Hot Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Burns its Pride and Joy!
Farm and stray cats at this time of the year tend to act rather weirdly, especially the non-castrated version, and their non-sterilized feline counterparts. Male farm cats are especially 'horny' as winter turns into spring. It is due to the countr…
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Grieving Woman Finds Difficult People Refreshing to Be Around
After losing her beloved feline companion of over twelve years, Sammy, Melanie Meadows of New York City could scarcely stem the tide of tears that threatened to surge from her eyes at any given moment, but soon learned, to her relief, that unpleasant...
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Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now
Lucie Farrell received a great deal of sympathy from her coworkers immediately following the unexpected death of her 12-year-old feline companion, Luke, but after several weeks had passed, most of them agreed amongst themselves that she really ought...
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Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible
Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...
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Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March
Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...
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Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens
Sultry 'Sin City' hotty Jessica Alba has handed over photographs of her shaven pussy (her cat of course!) to High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for further inspection. Alba says her cat had an accident involving a hedge trimmer at her Beverl...
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Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin
Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...
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Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative
Egypt - Scientists in Egypt working on the creation of a synthetic, clean burning fuel to replace fossil fuels in aid of reversing global warming discovered a solution after accidentally set fire to one of the laboratory's pet cats. They found t...
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Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats
Unlike other astrologers, who rely on the mundane, the analog, and the antiquated to arrive at their “predictions,” Catmando boldly goes where no members of the cosmological fraternity dare to venture, predicting the future almost before it happens a...
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Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief
CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...
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World's hairiest pussy!
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Rent-A-Pal Offers Home Delivery
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Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens
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Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens
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Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief
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Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand
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Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats
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Hot Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Burns its Pride and Joy!
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The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters
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Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure
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Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin
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Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
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Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March
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Cat Put Amongst Pigeons
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Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now
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Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible
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National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It
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