Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible
Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...
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World's hairiest pussy!
Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.
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Taylor Swift’s Cat Records Album
The music world was rocked this week by an announcement that Taylor Swift’s cat is recording an album. The famous feline is already the subject of much media attention just for belonging to the world’s most popular pop star, of course. Still, few…
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The cats are on the attack
A new cat breed called the "Little Sumatran" (Panthera fatso sondamice) has made its way to Point Defiance Laboratory in Sydney, Australia from Melbourne. Australian researchers hope it will produce more cubs of this critically needed big cat. The…
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National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It
WEST CHESTER, PA--Although we celebrate National Kick the Cat Day, we do not advocate kicking cats literally; and we hasten to assure you that no cats were harmed during the writing of this monograph. We celebrate, instead, the existential notion of...
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Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin
Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...
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First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel
Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief
Cat activists have their claws out
MySpays to erect humunguous cyber-tool
The Truth Behind Roger Federer and Maria Sharapova's Pussy
Scientist develops rat to kill all cats
Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box
Lewis Hamilton To Marry!
Instagram Cat Picture only has two likes
Super quantum computer now available to the public
Cat may hold clue to clawing back data loss
Cats Inherit the Earth
The Interesting World of Cats
Cats come in many sizes. Big, small, slighter bigger than small, slighter smaller than big, fat ones, skinny ones, ones with lots of hair, ones with no hair, ones with hair in places that they really shouldn't have hair in, and so forth. Cats have been known to meeeeow. On several occasions I have heard this distinctive sound emanating from the frontal section of said animal's body (generally r...
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Party animal pussy
Sydney, Austalia - (Ass Mess): Following earlier reports this week that pussy is high up on Australians' menu preferences these days a Sydney newspaper has featured a story about a cocaine-crazed pussy that survived its owners' long lost week...
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The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…
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Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens
Sultry 'Sin City' hotty Jessica Alba has handed over photographs of her shaven pussy (her cat of course!) to High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for further inspection. Alba says her cat had an accident involving a hedge trimmer at her Beverl...
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A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency, recently conducted a national survey to determine the worst cat names in the United States. ADGA Executive Director Bagby B. Buckleybox, who has four cats, stated that over 825,000 individuals participated in the nationwide poll. Many of the participants submitted foreign cat names, but it was decided that these names would not be used since a...
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The Detroit Police Department Has Just Hired The Nation's First F-9 Feline Cat
DETROIT, Michigan - (US Satire) - The Detroit Police Department has just hired what is believed to be the first F-9 feline cat in the entire United States. MoTown police chief Roscoe F. Guthrie, informed the news media that a 7-year-old calico cat…
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Guilty Verdict for Chavette Cat Killer
A 16-year-old Camberwell chavette has been ordered to perform 200 hours of community service work for the crew of HMS Belfast after being found guilty of drowning a cat which lived on the battleship. The teenager, Chantelle McSlagrat, who can't b...
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A lust for revenge that never ends
The first time gangsters hired a cat burglar to find Maria Santos Gorrostieta's cat, but the cat escaped untouched. That was in 2009, when she was mayor of Tiquicheo, a small town in the Mexican state of Michoacan, which has seen some of the most...
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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties
The following is a rare preview of the first chapter of a new book by the best selling selling author of "All Cats Go to Hell" and "You'll Never Eat Paris in New York Again." <div align=center>The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties</div> <div align=center>Chapter One</div> Once upon a time, there was a cute little pair of red thong panties. These were not just an...
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Lewis Court Seeks Solomon To Decide Cat Case
Authorities in Stornoway are seeking a legal expert named Solomon. They need the legal wizard to decide an argument between two women about who owns a cat. The case has dragged on for months as Della Macdonald and Nicola Dempster both claim own...
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Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...
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Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?
The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action. The Internet has become flooded with videos of wa...
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Book Publisher to Re-Release "How to Skin a Cat"
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The Animal Planet produces new show "Hairball"
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Guilty Verdict for Chavette Cat Killer
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The Interesting World of Cats
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Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin
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Lewis Court Seeks Solomon To Decide Cat Case
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A List of The 10 Worst Cat Names In The USA
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The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters
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The Detroit Police Department Has Just Hired The Nation's First F-9 Feline Cat
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The cats are on the attack
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The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties
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World's hairiest pussy!
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Party animal pussy
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Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens
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Cat in bin - Puppies in river - Horse in stable...but for how long?
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A lust for revenge that never ends
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Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!
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Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible
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National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It
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Taylor Swift’s Cat Records Album
