Funny story - The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters

The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters

BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…

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Funny story - World's hairiest pussy!

World's hairiest pussy!

Berlin- The super efficent Germans are rightly acknowledged as being innovative world leaders in many different fields, car making, engineering, brewing, electronics and of course sausage guzzling.

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Funny story - Betty Friedan has an old puss

Betty Friedan has an old puss

A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…

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Funny story - Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

Bin Laden Not Dead! Navy SEAL Admits: We Killed Cat Stevens

The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected. Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...

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Funny story - Rent-A-Pal Offers Home Delivery

Rent-A-Pal Offers Home Delivery

We all know the economy is in a state of "recession," "depression," or "screwed-upness," depending upon which expert you ask. This uncertain future leaves many people hesitant to accept the long term commitment of pet o...

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Funny story - National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It

National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It

WEST CHESTER, PA--Although we celebrate National Kick the Cat Day, we do not advocate kicking cats literally; and we hasten to assure you that no cats were harmed during the writing of this monograph. We celebrate, instead, the existential notion of...

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Funny story - Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand

Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand

The death of German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld on Tuesday, and the subsequent revelations about his will, might well mean huge changes ahead for the Lagerfeld empire. Lagerfeld, 85, left his $200million fashion empire entirely in the hands of...

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Funny story - Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat Will Replace David Letterman! Fans Go Crazy!

Grumpy Cat fans are going nuts over the news that their favorite feline crabby pants will take over "Late Night With David Letterman" when Letterman retires next year. The new "Late Night With Grumpy Cat" will begin in the spring of 2015 and Grum...

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Funny story - Hot Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Burns its Pride and Joy!

Hot Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Burns its Pride and Joy!

Farm and stray cats at this time of the year tend to act rather weirdly, especially the non-castrated version, and their non-sterilized feline counterparts. Male farm cats are especially 'horny' as winter turns into spring. It is due to the countr…

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Funny story - Grieving Woman Finds Difficult People Refreshing to Be Around

Grieving Woman Finds Difficult People Refreshing to Be Around

After losing her beloved feline companion of over twelve years, Sammy, Melanie Meadows of New York City could scarcely stem the tide of tears that threatened to surge from her eyes at any given moment, but soon learned, to her relief, that unpleasant...

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Funny story - Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now

Outwardly Sympathetic Coworkers Privately Feel Woman Should Be Over Her Dead Cat by Now

Lucie Farrell received a great deal of sympathy from her coworkers immediately following the unexpected death of her 12-year-old feline companion, Luke, but after several weeks had passed, most of them agreed amongst themselves that she really ought...

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Funny story - Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible

Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible

Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...

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Funny story - Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...

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Funny story - Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens

Pictures of Jessica Alba's shaved pussy shown to very interested Vanessa Hudgens

Sultry 'Sin City' hotty Jessica Alba has handed over photographs of her shaven pussy (her cat of course!) to High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens for further inspection. Alba says her cat had an accident involving a hedge trimmer at her Beverl...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin

Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin

Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...

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Funny story - Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods to Release new Line of Pet Food Without all the Renal Failure

Menu Foods, of Ontario Canada, this week announced a new lineup of pet food products, many of which cause little or no renal failure.

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Funny story - Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative

Cats Found to be Clean-Burning Fossil Fuel Alternative

Egypt - Scientists in Egypt working on the creation of a synthetic, clean burning fuel to replace fossil fuels in aid of reversing global warming discovered a solution after accidentally set fire to one of the laboratory's pet cats. They found t...

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Funny story - Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats

Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats

Unlike other astrologers, who rely on the mundane, the analog, and the antiquated to arrive at their “predictions,” Catmando boldly goes where no members of the cosmological fraternity dare to venture, predicting the future almost before it happens a...

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Funny story - Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...

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Funny story - Cat Put Amongst Pigeons

Cat Put Amongst Pigeons

Animal Rights campaigners were 'up in arms' in Cumbria yesterday afternoon, after they were made aware of the plight of a neighbourhood cat that had been put amongst some pigeons. According to the activists, the Carlisle cat was an unwilling parti...

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