A new cat breed called the "Little Sumatran" (Panthera fatso sondamice) has made its way to Point Defiance Laboratory in Sydney, Australia from Melbourne. Australian researchers hope it will produce more cubs of this critically needed big cat. The…
The music world was rocked this week by an announcement that Taylor Swift’s cat is recording an album. The famous feline is already the subject of much media attention just for belonging to the world’s most popular pop star, of course. Still, few…
DETROIT, Michigan - (US Satire) - The Detroit Police Department has just hired what is believed to be the first F-9 feline cat in the entire United States. MoTown police chief Roscoe F. Guthrie, informed the news media that a 7-year-old calico cat…
Do you love your cat? Sure you do. He or she is a good pussy – yes she or he is! And such a cute pussy! Here at “Clean a Pussy”, a new start-up business, we love your pussy as much as you do. But sometimes, even when the pussy cleans themselves…
Barry Asshat put 12-year-old tabby cat, Snootles McGee, among a small group of pigeons today. 'It was just a bit of whimsy' said Barry 'I saw Snootles, and I picked him up, and put him in a group of pigeons'. It wasn't quite like that though, w…
Although a cute photo of 11-year-old Snootles McGee has been up on the internet for two minutes, so far it only has only two likes. The dapper cat (you didn't think Snootles was a child did you?) is posing in his owner's bow tie, but still only tw…
BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…
Couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson regret spending three hours of their lives watching Cat videos on Youtube. 'At first, it seemed like a good idea' said Lorraine 'who doesn't like watching a video of a cat doing something mad and silly? I know I lo…
A Dutch cat who frequented the famous Vondelpark in Amsterdam, Holland, decided to mark out his area in a slightly different manner, instead of peeing up every lamppost in the park, he crapped on a park bench! Japanese art lovers visiting the near…
Farm and stray cats at this time of the year tend to act rather weirdly, especially the non-castrated version, and their non-sterilized feline counterparts. Male farm cats are especially 'horny' as winter turns into spring. It is due to the countr…
(NOT EDITED) March weather can sometimes be quite distressing for humans, and other animals. However, cats are especially sensitive to sudden outbursts of rain, snow, hail, and hate wet things descending rapidly from stormy heavens! One farm cat c…
Normally cats moult in the spring, however, one particular farm cat decided to do things differently. A quite unusual cat called, Anton, who resides on a farm in the Eifel region in Germany, has been spotted dumping his winter fur in winter! Deep…
GLASGOW, Scotland – (World Satire) – The Kilt News Agency has just reported that 101-year-old Bonnie Olivia Mugdock, who describes herself as "The Cat Lady”, was saddened after she gave away 2 of her 93 cats. Catty, as the neighborhood youngsters…
A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…
Santa Cataliner, Californication - The SNOPES cat is recovering from a massive coronary event it suffered after its irascible owners tried to use pages from TheSpoof.com to train the cat to "fact check". The cat normally indicates that all facts a…
Eifel, Germany: A cat has been discovered with a quite unique phobia, and has been sent to the Robert Koch Institute, Munich, for further examination. A farm cat, non-domestic, named Anton, not from Tyrol, was seen twitching, blinking and running for…
A man who was merely minding his own business perusing the pages of a satirical news website, has told how he was affronted with an image of live dogs in a cage, and an order to: "Stop the Dog and Cat Meat Trade" and to: "TAKE ACTION TODAY"…
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