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Funny story: The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters

The Nation's Number One Pet Psychiatrist Makes $3 Million A Year Treating Dogs, Cats, and Hamsters

BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - Dr. Emerson Otto Bixfix, 52, is regarded by many as the foremost pet psychiatrist in the entire nation. Animal Land Magazine has just named him the "Top Pet Psychiatrist In The USA." According to ALM, in his 25-y…

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Funny story: Couple regret wasting hours watching cat videos on Youtube

Couple regret wasting hours watching cat videos on Youtube

Couple Gary and Lorraine Johnson regret spending three hours of their lives watching Cat videos on Youtube. 'At first, it seemed like a good idea' said Lorraine 'who doesn't like watching a video of a cat doing something mad and silly? I know I lo…

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Funny story: Dutch cat craps on Amsterdam park bench and leaves impression

Dutch cat craps on Amsterdam park bench and leaves impression

A Dutch cat who frequented the famous Vondelpark in Amsterdam, Holland, decided to mark out his area in a slightly different manner, instead of peeing up every lamppost in the park, he crapped on a park bench! Japanese art lovers visiting the near…

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Funny story: Hot Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Burns its Pride and Joy!

Hot Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Burns its Pride and Joy!

Farm and stray cats at this time of the year tend to act rather weirdly, especially the non-castrated version, and their non-sterilized feline counterparts. Male farm cats are especially 'horny' as winter turns into spring. It is due to the countr…

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Funny story: German cat gets soaked in hailstorm!

German cat gets soaked in hailstorm!

(NOT EDITED) March weather can sometimes be quite distressing for humans, and other animals. However, cats are especially sensitive to sudden outbursts of rain, snow, hail, and hate wet things descending rapidly from stormy heavens! One farm cat c…

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Funny story: German balding farm cat gets 'Elton John Look' but not in a 'Gay Way!'

German balding farm cat gets 'Elton John Look' but not in a 'Gay Way!'

Normally cats moult in the spring, however, one particular farm cat decided to do things differently. A quite unusual cat called, Anton, who resides on a farm in the Eifel region in Germany, has been spotted dumping his winter fur in winter! Deep…

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Funny story: Woman With 93 Cats Gets Rid of 2

Woman With 93 Cats Gets Rid of 2

GLASGOW, Scotland – (World Satire) – The Kilt News Agency has just reported that 101-year-old Bonnie Olivia Mugdock, who describes herself as "The Cat Lady”, was saddened after she gave away 2 of her 93 cats. Catty, as the neighborhood youngsters…

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Funny story: Betty Friedan has an old puss

Betty Friedan has an old puss

A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the rejected old pussy by donating her to a famous crone named Betty Friedan. The elderly female cat, named Alyssa, was surrendered to the Friedan h…

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Funny story: Allergy To Cats Is A Thing Of The Past

Allergy To Cats Is A Thing Of The Past

It's been estimated that around one third of the UK population (nearly 20 million people) will develop an allergy at some time in their lives. From grass and tree pollen, known as hay fever or allergic rhinitis, to dust mites, animal dander, nuts…

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Funny story: Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check

Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check

Santa Cataliner, Californication - The SNOPES cat is recovering from a massive coronary event it suffered after its irascible owners tried to use pages from TheSpoof.com to train the cat to "fact check". The cat normally indicates that all facts a…

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Funny story: German cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!

German cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!

Eifel, Germany: A cat has been discovered with a quite unique phobia, and has been sent to the Robert Koch Institute, Munich, for further examination. A farm cat, non-domestic, named Anton, not from Tyrol, was seen twitching, blinking and running for…

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Funny story: Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

A man who was merely minding his own business perusing the pages of a satirical news website, has told how he was affronted with an image of live dogs in a cage, and an order to: "Stop the Dog and Cat Meat Trade" and to: "TAKE ACTION TODAY"…

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Funny story: Non-Binary Kitten Pushing Boundaries in ‘Bama

Non-Binary Kitten Pushing Boundaries in ‘Bama

A six-week-old kitten is pushing gender boundaries in conservative Huntsville, Alabama, maintaining the name given her shortly after birth, before her sex had been determined, even after it was revealed that "Johnny” – named for recently deceased leg...

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Funny story: Confused cat killed

Confused cat killed

A black cat called 'Mike', who successfully sued his former owner for not recognizing that he is in fact a white dog trapped inside the wrong body with the wrong-colored skin, has died. The lawsuit, which was filed last week in Fort Lauderdale, F...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

"No matter what else I have going on, all she ever wants is to be snuggled and cuddled and stroked," said Wade Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his beloved feline animal companion, Ginny. "I hate to say it, but honestly, she can be a little...

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Funny story: Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

A cat which bit a woman's leg for no reason whatsoever other than it is a very bad cat, has been accused, investigated, convicted and sentenced to death, and has subsequently been put on Death Row. The cat, which is a ginger color, bit my wife the...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him

Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him

Although Trent Harwood of Nashville, Tennessee, does his best not to take things personally, he admitted to questioning whether his cat, Sheba, truly respects him. "Sometimes I feel like she's playing with me," said Harwood of the alluring Abyssin...

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