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Funny story: Cat Attack Caught On Video

Cat Attack Caught On Video

A series of incidents in Denver involving a seemingly deranged cat is a step nearer to being solved tonight, after yet another unprovoked attack on a young child was caught on video. The cat, a black one, apparently lays in wait in bushes or long...

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Funny story: Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand

Karl Lagerfeld Cat To Make Changes To Brand

The death of German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld on Tuesday, and the subsequent revelations about his will, might well mean huge changes ahead for the Lagerfeld empire. Lagerfeld, 85, left his $200million fashion empire entirely in the hands of...

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Funny story: Karl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat

Karl Lagerfeld Used To Stroke His Cat

The late fashion designer, Karl Lagerfeld used to stroke his cat, Choupette, it's been revealed. Lagerfeld, who died on Tuesday, aged 85, would sit for hours in a high-backed swivel chair gently stroking the beautiful, silky, white fur of Choupett...

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Funny story: Man Claims Cat Committed Suicide

Man Claims Cat Committed Suicide

A cat that was killed on a busy road in the Battambang commune of Tapon late last night, may well have been a willing participant in the incident, it has been claimed. The cat, a mousy-colored thing, had been seen 'moping about', and looking sever...

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Funny story: Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Postal services in Taiwan were shocked as one of their postmen attempted to squeeze a cat through a letter box instead of pushing it through the cat flap. The innocent cat-loving postman managed to squeeze the cat through the postbox because the r...

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Funny story: New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

New Study Suggests Your Pets Not Actually Children

In a shocking study released by Arizona State University on Monday, researchers suggested that your pets may not actually be children. The consensus has attracted criticism from pet owners and scientists alike, who have nothing else tethering them to...

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Funny story: Dog Was Barking Up The Wrong Tree

Dog Was Barking Up The Wrong Tree

A dog which had chased a cat over an area of wasteland and into a wooded area where it stood barking for more than ten minutes at a place it thought the cat was hiding, was barking up the wrong tree. The cat, a scrawny ginger-colored beast, had al...

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Funny story: World's First Cat Mohel Opens For Business

World's First Cat Mohel Opens For Business

New York is often called the city that never sleeps. Well it's safe to say that cat owners will be sleeping a bit easier these days knowing that they can have their cat circumcised at what is believed to be the world's first cat mohel. Jeff Fourst...

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Funny story: Man forgets why he did something

Man forgets why he did something

In Trumpton under the thumb, local man and purchaser of clothing Lionel Richards forgot why he did something. Posting on his Book of Face, the self important pro-curer of Stationary for a small council building said, 'I did this thing, and then I...

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Funny story: Cat Got Stuck In Tree

Cat Got Stuck In Tree

Fire crews rushed to the scene of a 'major incident' in the Mannigham area of Bradford late yesterday, when a cat became stuck in a tree, and had its owner 'worried to pieces', it's been rumoured. The cat, Major, had climbed the horse chestnut tre...

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Funny story: Cats meeting to discuss their owners

Cats meeting to discuss their owners

Mog and Tiddles, two neighbouring cats at The Green, Chutney on the Fritz have met to discuss their respective owners. Mr Brown, a seventy year old widower is Mog’s caretaker, whilst Mrs Smith, a 68 year old divorcee looks after Tiddles, and the t...

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Funny story: Vegetarian Cat Swears vengance on his owners

Vegetarian Cat Swears vengance on his owners

Vegetarian cat, Tiddles Smith, 3, from Chutney on the Fritz has declared vengance on his owners, Mr and Mrs Smith for feeding him a diet of meat for years. The angry moggy says 'All of those hints I have been dropping, such as eating grass, steali...

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Funny story: Super quantum computer now available to the public

Super quantum computer now available to the public

Cambridge MA - MIT scientist Jean Hiver held a press conference today under the Great Dome of MIT to announce to the world a modular quantum computer easily expandable to n qubits as n approaches infinity. Unlike previous inorganic architectural a...

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Funny story: Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Writer Refuses Spoof-ploitation, Quits, Plans March

Portland. Highly regarded yet little-known Spoof writer, LeRoy Ephers, has decided that enough is enough. After 300 brilliantly written stories, and two so-so jokes, for both the U.S. and the U. K., he's going to hang up writing for The Spoof, des...

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Funny story: UK cat-loving hoarder nearly drowns in 30 tons of cat poop!

UK cat-loving hoarder nearly drowns in 30 tons of cat poop!

Emergency services were called to a house in North-West London after neighbours observed yowling cats jumping out of windows and running for their nine lives! It seems the rather eccentric owner of 61 cats slipped into a cesspit in the house fille...

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Funny story: Frail grandma eaten by cats

Frail grandma eaten by cats

Neighbors said it was just a matter of time before Mabel became a victim of a violent attack. Raised in a rural town near Tonsillmania, locking the the doors and windows at night was not a priority. But perhaps it is now. Grandaughter Matt...

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Funny story: Cat Pictures In Distress

Cat Pictures In Distress

Horror and childish shrieking broke out on the internet today and spread like smallpox round a unvaccinated American town. Someone had posted a picture of a cat and it only received three likes. With pictures of cats normally weighing in with around...

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