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Funny story: German cat gets soaked in hailstorm!

German cat gets soaked in hailstorm!

(NOT EDITED) March weather can sometimes be quite distressing for humans, and other animals. However, cats are especially sensitive to sudden outbursts of rain, snow, hail, and hate wet things descending rapidly from stormy heavens! One farm cat c…

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Funny story: German balding farm cat gets 'Elton John Look' but not in a 'Gay Way!'

German balding farm cat gets 'Elton John Look' but not in a 'Gay Way!'

Normally cats moult in the spring, however, one particular farm cat decided to do things differently. A quite unusual cat called, Anton, who resides on a farm in the Eifel region in Germany, has been spotted dumping his winter fur in winter! Deep…

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Funny story: Woman With 93 Cats Gets Rid of 2

Woman With 93 Cats Gets Rid of 2

GLASGOW, Scotland – (World Satire) – The Kilt News Agency has just reported that 101-year-old Bonnie Olivia Mugdock, who describes herself as "The Cat Lady”, was saddened after she gave away 2 of her 93 cats. Catty, as the neighborhood youngsters…

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez has an old puss

Jennifer Lopez has an old puss

A 26-year-old cat is getting a new lease on life after a foster home decided to "take a chance" on the cuddly old pussy by donating her to Jennifer Lopez. The elderly female cat, named Maria, was surrendered to the Lopez home last month, after its…

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Funny story: Allergy To Cats Is A Thing Of The Past

Allergy To Cats Is A Thing Of The Past

It's been estimated that around one third of the UK population (nearly 20 million people) will develop an allergy at some time in their lives. From grass and tree pollen, known as hay fever or allergic rhinitis, to dust mites, animal dander, nuts…

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Funny story: Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check

Snope's cat has coronary when given a copy of TheSpoof.com to fact check

Santa Cataliner, Californication - The SNOPES cat is recovering from a massive coronary event it suffered after its irascible owners tried to use pages from TheSpoof.com to train the cat to "fact check". The cat normally indicates that all facts a…

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Funny story: German cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!

German cat has 'Fly-Phobia' - unheard of before!

Eifel, Germany: A cat has been discovered with a quite unique phobia, and has been sent to the Robert Koch Institute, Munich, for further examination. A farm cat, non-domestic, named Anton, not from Tyrol, was seen twitching, blinking and running for…

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Funny story: Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

Man Was Personally Asked To Stop Dog And Cat Meat Trade

A man who was merely minding his own business perusing the pages of a satirical news website, has told how he was affronted with an image of live dogs in a cage, and an order to: "Stop the Dog and Cat Meat Trade" and to: "TAKE ACTION TODAY"…

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Funny story: Non-Binary Kitten Pushing Boundaries in ‘Bama

Non-Binary Kitten Pushing Boundaries in ‘Bama

A six-week-old kitten is pushing gender boundaries in conservative Huntsville, Alabama, maintaining the name given her shortly after birth, before her sex had been determined, even after it was revealed that "Johnny” – named for recently deceased leg...

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Funny story: Confused cat killed

Confused cat killed

A black cat called 'Mike', who successfully sued his former owner for not recognizing that he is in fact a white dog trapped inside the wrong body with the wrong-colored skin, has died. The lawsuit, which was filed last week in Fort Lauderdale, F...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

Nashville Man Admits Cat Can Be a Little Petty

"No matter what else I have going on, all she ever wants is to be snuggled and cuddled and stroked," said Wade Johnson of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his beloved feline animal companion, Ginny. "I hate to say it, but honestly, she can be a little...

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Funny story: Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

Death Row Cat Evades Man's Attempts To Capture It

A cat which bit a woman's leg for no reason whatsoever other than it is a very bad cat, has been accused, investigated, convicted and sentenced to death, and has subsequently been put on Death Row. The cat, which is a ginger color, bit my wife the...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him

Nashville Man Questions whether His Cat Truly Respects Him

Although Trent Harwood of Nashville, Tennessee, does his best not to take things personally, he admitted to questioning whether his cat, Sheba, truly respects him. "Sometimes I feel like she's playing with me," said Harwood of the alluring Abyssin...

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Funny story: Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

Cat And Dog In LGBTQ+ Row

As the world slowly learns to come to terms with the countless new rules imposed upon it of genderbending, an even newer and potentially more controversial consequence has raised its ugly head - involving a cat and a dog! In what has been termed '...

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Funny story: National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It

National Kick the Cat Day, Why Cats Hate It

WEST CHESTER, PA--Although we celebrate National Kick the Cat Day, we do not advocate kicking cats literally; and we hasten to assure you that no cats were harmed during the writing of this monograph. We celebrate, instead, the existential notion of...

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Funny story: Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats

Introducing the World's First Horoscope for Cats

Unlike other astrologers, who rely on the mundane, the analog, and the antiquated to arrive at their “predictions,” Catmando boldly goes where no members of the cosmological fraternity dare to venture, predicting the future almost before it happens a...

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible

Top 10 Reasons Cats Aren't Mentioned in the Bible

Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...

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