Taiwanese cat squeezes through letter (not litter) box

Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 11 January 2019

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Kittens fit much better in letter boxes than larger pussies!

Postal services in Taiwan were shocked as one of their postmen attempted to squeeze a cat through a letter box instead of pushing it through the cat flap.

The innocent cat-loving postman managed to squeeze the cat through the postbox because the receivers were not at home. Only after its tail got caught in the flap, and squealed, did the postman realise the thing was alive and not stuffed,

Sadly, he could not rescue the cat from the postbox, so he called a local animal charity who turned up asking why a living cat was sent through the post instead of being sent by UPD (Universal Pussy Deliveries).

The cat is now recovering from its ordeal at a cat reserve.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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