Mog and Tiddles, two neighbouring cats at The Green, Chutney on the Fritz have met to discuss their respective owners.
Mr Brown, a seventy year old widower is Mog’s caretaker, whilst Mrs Smith, a 68 year old divorcee looks after Tiddles, and the two cats think it is about time that their owners formed a loving relationship during their twilight years.
Mog told us, ‘They just seem made for each other, they are of a similar age, with similar tastes, and they both obviously love their cats, so it only seems natural that they should form a proper relationship’
Tiddles added, ‘Yes, it would be really nice if they could get something together, before one, or both of them die’.
What the two cats don’t realise is that their bridge club meetings at 4 the Green are ruder enough to make most sailors blush.