Cats Inherit the Earth

Written by j.w.

Saturday, 10 December 2011

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Cats to Inherit the Earth

In a dramatic last minute initiative to save the Climate Change Talks from disaster in South Africa China has proposed a solution that is gaining huge support in Durban. They propose that when the Catastrophe envisaged by rising waters and unbearable heat hits the planet we should sign our wills and let the Cats inherit the earth.

Chinese President I Dun Good cried 'our furry friends have been put in dustbins, had their tails pulled and their whiskers tweaked. Now humanity can pay them back. It will make all our sufferings worthwhile.'

A declaration from the Cat Assembly, a loose grouping of felines all holding different views on everything, has yet to establish a plan for the future but are 'sleeping on it'.

In a joint announcement Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth celebrated the 'victory of common sense' and praised cats for their environmental skills 'cats are so cuddly and soft - we wish them well.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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