It was a dark and stormy night, Roger Federer's wife had just put their baby down after a late night feeding. Roger was walking through the living room of their Melbourne time share in the dark when he felt something furry under his foot. A loud yowl from a screaming cat pierced the night.
"It completely took me by surprise," said Roger, "I was walking through with the lights out. When I turned on the lights there was this pussy with a diamond stud collar on. Of course I recognized it as Maria's pussy right away."
This apparently is not Roger's first encounter with Maria's pussy, much to the dismay of his wife. "Yes she has come through the window of our porch a number of times," says Roger, "Maria's time share is next door and it just jumps over. My wife walked in on us the other day, I was just petting it."
In this most recent incident however, Maria's pussy was injured and received a neck strain. It will have to wear a special collar for a few days. Meanwhile Roger is trying to shake off the effects of this latest encounter with Maria's pussy and prepare for the finals of the Australian Open.
