In The Interest of Safety Chicago Pole Dancers Have Started Wearing Bullet Proof Vests
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - According to the Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper, the Windy City is blowing up with all kinds of shenanigans! Hooligans and delinquents are now resorting to spraying graffiti on fast-food restaurants, massage parlors, pigeons…
Read full storyJ.Lo Wins $6 Million On An Instant Scratch Off Card
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Jennifer Lopez recently made a shocking revelation to Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo, whom she's known for a long time - she's a secret scratch-off addict! According to J.Lo, her addiction had only led to…
Read full storyTrump's Girlfriend Promises Him She'll Visit Every Day That He's In Prison, Even If It's 99 Years
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - In news that surprises absolutely no one, Donald Trump's past sins are finally catching up to him. Looks like all that illegal, perverted, mean, and cruel bullshit he pulled has come back to bite him in his old, wrinkl…
Read full storyWhy is Tresury Secretary Janet 'Yellin'...Yelling All the Time?
Janet is always "yelling" that the economy is good and that the banking system is stable, even while billion-dollar banks are failing and all bank stocks on Wall Street have dropped like lead weights. You never hear her "yelling" about credit car…
Read full storyRepublicans Are Leaving California By The Tens of Thousands
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Hold on to your MAGA hats, folks, because the GOP party in California is experiencing a mass exodus. That's right, tens of thousands of Republicans are packing up and leaving the state faster than you can say "Make Ameri…
Read full storyAn El Paso, Texas Bakery Sells Donuts, Turnovers, Semi Automatic Rifles, Handguns, and Grenade Launchers
EL PASO, Texas - (Satire News) - Move over Dunkin' Donuts, there's a new bakery in town that's armed and delicious! Meet "Pastries, Pistols, and Pump Action Shotguns," the first bakery in the nation to sell donuts, bullets, beer, and even deadly weap…
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