Newlyweds Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck To Star In The Motion Picture, "Pretty Woman - The Middle Aged Years"
HOLLYWOOD - (Entertainment Satire) - Newlyweds J.Lo and Ben Affleck recently spoke to LaLaLand Daily writer Macadamia Honeysuckle at a pizza restaurant in West Holly. The couple known collectively as Bennifer, are both happier than either has ever…
Read full storyJack-In-The-Box Is Now Selling Jack Daniels
CALEXICO, California - (Satire News) - The Board of Directors of Jack-In-The-Box have voted by a vote of 8 to 2, to begin serving Jack Daniels drinks to adult patrons. According to a report in The Hollywood Star-Herald, the "Jack" franchise has be…
Read full storyThe US Thoroughbred Horse Racing Federation Insists That The Owner’s of The Race Horse, “Horse Shit” Change Its Name
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) - Sportsapalooza is reporting that the United States Thoroughbred Racing Federation is demanding that the owner of the race horse named "Horse Shit," change it's name immediately. The owner of the horse is Si…
Read full storyIs Melania the New Jackie O?
When JFK lost his top and his son, JFK Junior, saluted his father’s coffin and his mother kept the blood on her coat … Jackie O got married to a rich Greek shipping magnate because it’s hard to live as a widow without an income … so marry rich, baby.
Read full storyMar-a-Lago Squealer Undergoing Extensive Plastic Surgery
The person of interest, man or woman, who blew the whistle on Donald Trump’s collection of TOP Secret, Classified, Nuclear Codes, and President Macron, hidden in Trump’s Mar-a-Lago basement, next to the trunk filled with blank Trump University diplom…
Read full storyCoke B4 TV
Strange how, after Mar-A-Lago got raided by the feds, on TV one did not see Donald Trump Junior, but Eric Trump. Why Eric? A man who doesn’t seem to have much exposure on television or anywhere else – maybe ‘cuz daddy keeps him in the basement of Mar…
Read full storyThree of The Country's Top Mafiosos Meet To Discuss Donald Trump
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - The word on the streets of Brooklyn is that three of the underworld's top Mafia bosses met to discuss the situation regarding Donald Trump. The Cloud 9 News Agency is reporting that the three high-profile crime fam…
Read full storyAnn Coulter Says That For All of The Illegal Shit That Trump Pulled He Deserves To Go To The Electric Chair
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Ann Coulter who is a conservative media political pundit told GOP Gushings News Magazine that for all of the illegal, riot inciting, unAmerican activities that "Lard Belly" Trump has pulled he should be sent to prison…
Read full storyIn Order To Honor African-Americans, The Greyhound Bus Co. Will Become The Blackhound Bus Co.
ST. PAUL, Minnesota - (Satire News) - The nation's largest intercity bus service has just announced that it will be honoring the millions of African-Americans who have used their bus service. Watchdog News Agency reporter Dylan Fresco, wrote that…
Read full storyThey’re Gonna Need A Bigger New York
New York is suffering under the wrath of the shark! Sharks have been eating people, sometimes with mustard or hot and spicy salsa, and washing up on NY beaches, wondering where Steven Spielberg is at. Spielberg has commented: “No, there have been…
Read full storyBoebert vs. The Mailbox
Just when you thought the Boebert family couldn't be anymore hilariously stupid ... Lauren Boebert’s husband, Jayson, viciously attacked a mailbox, wondering where his latest issue of Teen Beat Magazine was since it was late by a month! He tho…
Read full storyBruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan Have Co-Written a Song About Donald Trump Titled, "The Ballad of The Orange, Fifth-Pleading, Weasel Faced Dumpster Fire"
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - After seeing Trump sweat his orange complected face off for 4 hours in front of the New York City investigating judge, long time friends Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan sat down and co-wrote song about the "Beer Belly…
Read full storyLance Bottomly Talks of Male Orgasms in the Movies - 'Body Heat' - The Ultimate Orgasm
This is Lance Bottomley of Hollywood! Just had a facial, a body wrap and am relaxing on my patio with little hash Gummy bears and Gin Tonics. And I Finally got an idea for a podcast. Have to make a living, you know! I was watching on of those…
Read full storyA Russian Submarine Fires A Torpedo At a Norwegian Cruise Ship
SOMEWHERE ON THE NORWEGIAN SEA - (Satire News) - The Cosmos News Service has just informed the public that a Russian submarine fired a torpedo at the Norewegian cruise liner, "The Princess of The Fiords." The ship's captain, Lars Hunkerheim, 67, s…
Read full storyTrump Is Really Feeling The Heat As The Four Walls, The Ceiling, and Even The Floor Are All Closing In On His Guilty-as-Hell Ass!!!
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, told the assembled news media that Trump taking the fifth hundreds and hundreds of times at the New York State Hearing, shows that he is one fucking guilty-as-shit rac…
Read full storyBuckingham Palace Announces The Reason Why Queen Elizabeth Will Be Traveling To Cuba
LONDON - (Satire News) - The BuzzFuzz News Agency (UK) has learned that Queen Elizabeth will be traveling to Cuba in the near future. The 96-year-old Royal monarch of England says that she still enjoys getting on a British Airways PLC jet and fl…
Read full storyWhat’s the Deal with Freedom of Speech?
How should one “deal with” freedom of speech? If you’re a Muslim, you stab Salman Rushdie in the neck. If you’re the governments of Britain or the USA, you imprison Julian Assange. If you’re the NSA, you force Edward Snowden to seek sanctuar…
Read full storySal Goombalini The #1 Mobster In The Nation Tells Trump He Wants To Buy Mar-a-Lago
BROOKLYN, New York - (Satire News) - The head of the biggest mob family in America has just let it be known that he wants to buy Trump's Mar-a-Lago mansion complex. After checking with The Florida State Commission on Property Values, Salvatore Goo…
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