Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan Have Co-Written a Song About Donald Trump Titled, "The Ballad of The Orange, Fifth-Pleading, Weasel Faced Dumpster Fire"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 13 August 2022

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The Anti-Trumpturd song entered the Top 100 Music Chart at #3 with a bullet.

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - After seeing Trump sweat his orange complected face off for 4 hours in front of the New York City investigating judge, long time friends Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan sat down and co-wrote song about the "Beer Belly" butthole (i.e. Donald Trump).

Bob Dylan came up with the catchy title, "The Ballad of The Orange, Fifth-Pleading, Weasel Faced, Dumpster Fire."

Bruce Springsteen is credited with the verse which reads:
Trump lied and lied
and then, he lied some more
and then he lied a whole fucking lot more
and then he grabbed the pussies of Republican women

Cowbell Notes Music Magazine is reporting that Taylor Swift has expressed a desire to record the Springsteen/Dylan song.

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