WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, told the assembled news media that Trump taking the fifth hundreds and hundreds of times at the New York State Hearing, shows that he is one fucking guilty-as-shit racist predator.
Ms. Jean Pierre stated that "Old Orange Wrinkles" is feeling the heat that even the hot Sahara Desert does not feel.
She noted that like they say in Cambodia, what goes around comes around.
Jean-Pierre stated that the four walls, the ceiling, and even the floor are closing in on The Trumpturd quicker than it takes a flea to pee.
The Miami Globe Gazette Newspaper interviewed Trump's estranged wife Melania who told reporter Jefferson Sierra that she warned, and warned, and warned her "Dildo Breath" husband, but he just told her to shut the fuck up and never forget that all she is to him is a "Trophy Wife."
[EDITOR'S NOTE: It is being reported that Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump cannot even find a lawyer to represent him since the cheapskate never, ever has paid any of his attorneys.]]
